Some time ago, I’ve written posts about a Man With An Unsightly Razor-Shaved Head At Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park, a Man With An Unsightly Razor-Shaved Head At Disney’s MGM Studios/Hollywood Theme Park; More Men With Unsightly Razor-Shaved Heads At The International Pavilions Within Walt Disney World; A Man With An Unsightly Razor-Shaved Head At One Of The Restaurants Within The Chinese Pavilion At Walt Disney World; and A Male Patron Of The Walt Disney World Resort In The Orlando Suburb Of Lake Buena Vista, Florida, United States Of America That Needs To Be Transformed From Being Fit And Muscular To Being Fat And Overweight.

This time around, I am writing about a male patron of Disney’s Magic Kingdom Theme Park In Florida who has a Buzzcut haircut:

I would prefer if all male patrons of Disney’s Theme Parks on their property in Florida who have Buzzcut, High & Tight, Flattop, or Reconnaissance Haircuts; or who shave their heads with a razor and shaving cream, or with one of those newfangled Electric Shavers that are designed, engineered, and built specifically for Head Shaving; were required to wear wigs consisting of a full head of artificial hair, and replicating the hairstyle worn by yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering their foreheads: