NHL Player Derek Morris Is Finally Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream

If you’ve been following this Blog for a while, you know that I’ve always had an aversion towards NHL Player Derek Morris having a Buzzcut haircut, having tattoos, and driving one of the worst generations of Full-Size Pickup Truck that General Motors has ever produced, the GMT900 generation; and in part and parcel, I also have an aversion towards Derek Morris installing one of those stupid Lift Kits, and stupid Large-sized Wheels and Tires on the example of the the worst generations of Full-Size Pickup Truck that General Motors has ever produced, the GMT900 generation that he owns.

See these earlier posts regarding the aversion that I’ve always had towards NHL Player Derek Morris: Yet Another Example of How Hockey, Like Any Other Sport; Is Icky And Yucky, The Need For NHL Player Derek Morris And MLB Player Steve Pearce To Consider People Such As Myself Who Are Autistic, Who Don’t Like And Can’t Tolerate Change, And Don’t Want To Accept People And The World Around Them Changing; Another Photo Of NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Had A Buzzcut Haircut, NHL Player Derek Morris Supporting The Evil Donald Trump, NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Had A Buzzcut Haircut, Photo Of NHL Player Derek Morris Actually Getting A Buzzcut Haircut, The Time When NHL Player Derek Morris Still Had A Buzzcut Haircut, But Before He Had Any Tattoos, Still More Regarding NHL Player Derek Morris, More Regarding The Family Of NHL Player Derek Morris, Children Of NHL Player Derek Morris, and Videos Taken At The White Oak Barbershop In Red Bank, Tennessee Replicating What It Would Be Like Had NHL Player Derek Morris Ever Had His Head Shaved With A Razor And Shaving Cream

Even though I, the owner of this very Blog has predicted for years that Derek Morris would eventually do this; Derek Morris is now shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, and no longer has a #1 Buzzcut haircut.

Derek Morris is pictured in the photograph below wearing the Black Jacket and Pants in front and center of the Team/Group Photograph (obviously with a razor shaved head), and a Van Dyke Goatee; to the left of the Amateur Hockey Player with the poufy Black Hair:

Close-up photo of NHL Player Derek Morris having a razor shaved head:

As always, NHL Player Derek Morris needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; Derek Morris should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and instead of having a Buzzcut haircut or shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, Derek Morris should instead have a full head of hair, wearing the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering his forehead:


3 responses to “NHL Player Derek Morris Is Finally Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream”

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  3. […] See also these earlier posts: Photo Of NHL Player Derek Morris Actually Getting A Buzzcut Haircut, One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse; Another Picture, And A Video Of NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Ever Had A Buzzcut Haircut, Or Shaved His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream; NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Had A Buzzcut Haircut, and NHL Player Derek Morris Is Finally Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream. […]

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