A Television Commercial for a lousy, newfangled Ear Cleaning and Washing Device intended for Young Radical people; encased in a Plastic, Black Matte or Satin finish; and features an Actor with muscles as ugly as those of modern NASCAR Driver Casey Mears.

I don’t fall for this newfangled Device intended for Young Radical people, especially if it carries a New Age name titled “Wush”, if is it an ultramodern Black Matte or Satin Finish, and manufactured by a Startup Company.

And I don’t fall for this newfangled Device, especially if the Television Commercial for this product features an Actor with unsightly muscles, and if the Bathroom that serves as the Set in this Commercial is of an ultramodern design.