I commend Pickers and stars of the reality television show titled American Pickers-by the names of Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz going to places that aren’t at all modern to retrieve artifacts from better periods of time throughout the history of the United States.

I also commend Mike Wolfe for being a Volkswagen enthusiast.

However, I do not like Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz having tattoos; and I wish that Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz would retrieve items that are in pristine condition-including historical vehicles.

If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you already know that I have absolutely zero tolerance for patina.

Danielle Colby-the Antique Store/Picking business’s shopkeeper, absolutely and positively needs to have her tattoos removed.