I would magically transform, with a magician’s power; NASCAR drivers Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Kasey Kahne, Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Matt Kenseth and his son Ross, Regen Smith, and Brian Vickers; Indy Car Driver James Hinchcliffe, and Formula 1 drivers Nick Heidfeld, Dominik Kraiheimer; and Jenson Button from being fit, athletic; and mesomorphic to being corpulent and overweight.
Under my magical powers, all of these NASCAR, Indy Car; and Formula 1 drivers’ athletic abilities would evaporate.
Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Kasey Kahne, Brian Vickers, Matt Kenseth and his son Ross, James Hinchcliffe, Nick Heidfeld, and Jenson Button would no longer be able to play Basketball. Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick; and Matt Kenseth would also no longer be able to play Baseball. Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Matt Kenseth; and Kasey Khane would no longer be able to play Football. And Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Nick Heidfeld, Jenson Button; and Dominik Kraiheimer would no longer be able to play Soccer. Kevin Harvick would also no longer be able to wrestle.
Jimmie Johnson would no longer be able to competitively swim and participate in triathlons.
Carl Edwards would no longer be athletic, and would no longer be able to do his preposterous backflips, such as demonstrated in the video below:
Kevin Harvick would also no longer want his foundation to be in support of student athletes.
All of these race car drivers, no longer being athletic; would now want to spend hours hanging around a car dealership for the fun of it, would want to spend hours at a radio or television transmitter site, and would want to spend hours utilizing a ham radio. And all of these race car drivers would finally be able to get a life outside of anything sports and fitness-related.
These race car drivers, now being able to get a life outside of life outside of anything sports and fitness-related, could be envious of all the things an autistic person like me and the character on the television show ‘The Big Bang Theory’ whose name is Sheldon; can pull off. Autism is something that Elliott Sadler’s foundation and Jamie McMurray’s foundation is in support of.
These particular NASCAR drivers having to put up with me would be like having to tolerate the character named Sheldon from ‘The Big Bang Theory’ and Tony Stewart rolled into one.
Kasey Kahne and Jenson Button’s tattoos should also be removed, and I will be able to breathe easier once their tattoos are removed.
Elliott Sadler’s body would no longer be buff and mesomorphic, such as in the picture below:
And as aforementioned, Elliott Sadler would no longer be athletic, such is already the case in the pictures below:
Kevin Harvick would no longer be athletic, as aforementioned; and such is already the case in the photos and videos below:
https://www.instagram.com/p/3xONNsxkDP
Denny Hamlin would no longer be athletic, as aforementioned; and such is already the case in the photos and videos below:
As aforementioned, Matt Kenseth and his son Ross would no longer be athletic, such is already the case in the pictures below:
As aforementioned, Nick Heidfeld would no longer be athletic, such is already the case in the pictures below:
As aforementioned, Dominik Kraiheimer would no longer be athletic; such is already the case in the photos below:
As aforementioned, Jenson Button will no longer be athletic; such is already the case in the pictures below:
As aforementioned, James Hinchcliffe will no longer be athletic; such is the case in the videos below:
Last, this is what the physique of these race car drivers should be:
If I could, I would magically control with a magician’s power Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Kasey Kahne, Brian Vickers, Matt Kenseth and his son Ross, James Hinchcliffe, Nick Heidfeld, and Jenson Button would no longer be able to play Basketball. Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick; and Matt Kenseth would also no longer be able to play Baseball. Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Matt Kenseth; and Kasey Khane would no longer be able to play Football. And Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Nick Heidfeld, Jenson Button; and Dominik Kraiheimer each to the point where they no longer like dressing to the nines, attending social events, and are no longer fond of loud music.
Also, if I could magically control with a magician’s power, I would also control Dale Earnhardt Jr. to the point where he no longer likes dressing to the nines, attending social events, and is no longer fond of loud music.
I personally don’t even like Jimmie Johnson having dressed up while starring in this commercial for Seiko watches:
I also don’t like Kevin Harvick dressing to the nines on some occasions:
With these race car drivers no longer fond of dressing to the nines, attending social events, no longer fond of loud music; they’ll want to come with me for a ride in a diesel Suburban or in a Volkswagen. listening to music like Kenny Rogers’s song from 1984 “Crazy”, Loggins & Messina’s song from 1972 “Angry Eyes”; and Hall & Oates songs from 1976 and 1981 titled “Rich Girl” and “Private Eyes”
Or, maybe all of these race car drivers will want to come with me for a ride on my own, personal School Bus, and not listening to any music at all, but rather; listing to the noise of the machinery made by the air brakes, the gasoline or diesel engine; and the Allison transmission.
Matthew Parij 
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