I don’t have any tolerance, whatsoever; for modern Barbershops.
An equally depraved act is an ever increasing amount of modern Barbershops offering the service of shaving the heads of male clients with a Straight Razor and Shaving Cream:
If you’ve been following this Blog for a while, you know that I’ve always had an aversion towards NHL Player Derek Morris having a Buzzcut haircut, having tattoos, and driving one of the worst generations of Full-Size Pickup Truck that General Motors has ever produced, the GMT900 generation; and in part and parcel, I also have an aversion towards Derek Morris installing one of those stupid Lift Kits, and stupid Large-sized Wheels and Tires on the example of the the worst generations of Full-Size Pickup Truck that General Motors has ever produced, the GMT900 generation that he owns.
Even though I, the owner of this very Blog has predicted for years that Derek Morris would eventually do this; Derek Morris is now shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, and no longer has a #1 Buzzcut haircut.
Derek Morris is pictured in the photograph below wearing the Black Jacket and Pants in front and center of the Team/Group Photograph (obviously with a razor shaved head), and a Van Dyke Goatee; to the left of the Amateur Hockey Player with the poufy Black Hair:
Close-up photo of NHL Player Derek Morris having a razor shaved head:
As always, NHL Player Derek Morris needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; Derek Morris should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and instead of having a Buzzcut haircut or shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, Derek Morris should instead have a full head of hair, wearing the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering his forehead: