NHL Player Derek Morris, Modern Formula One Driver Nick Heidfeld, And The Television Personalities Known As The “Property Brothers” Must Also Comprehend The Fact That This Event In Photograph In This Post Taken At The Viacom Network Operation Center In Hauppauge, New York; Just A Few Years After It Was Spun Off By CBS As It’s Syndication And Home Video Production Division As A Result Of The Financial Interest and Syndication (Fin-Syn) Rules That The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Had Enacted In 1970; Is More Important Than Them, NHL Player Shane Doan, NFL Player Tom Brady, And Modern NASCAR Driver Casey Mears Each Having Been Born Around This Time.
Viacom was founded by CBS in 1952 as their Syndication And Home Video Production Division, known as CBS Television Film Sales; until CBS had spun it off in 1970.
NHL Player Derek Morris, Modern Formula One Driver Nick Heidfeld, And The Television Personalities Known As “The Property Brothers” Must Each Comprehend That Trina McQueen’s Contributions To The Canadian Media Industry, At Both The CBC And CTV; Including When She Was On The Upper Rung Of The CBC’s Corporate Ladder, And Was Also A Producer Of CBC Television’s Evening Newscast “The National”, As Of The Time The Picture Below Was Taken; Is More Important Than Them Being Born During The Years 1977-1978. NHL Player Shane Doan Must Also Comprehend That Trina McQueen’s Career At The CBC And At CTV During The Time He Was Born, Is More Important Than Him Actually Being Born A Couple Years Earlier In 1976.
Besides The Fact That I’ve Never Had Any Tolerance For Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Males Shaving Their Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream, Or With One Of Those Newfangled Electric Shavers Designed And Built Specifically For Head Shaving; I Don’t Like Brad Pitt Getting A Buzzcut Haircut, Or Having Long Hair; Just As Much I’ve Never Liked NHL Player Derek Morris Getting A Buzzcut Haircut, And Later Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream:
I just wish that Corey Crawford would comprehend how much more important Automobiles are than Sports and Fitness, including Ice Hockey and Roller Hockey.
Males Having Long Hair, And Possible Wearing Their Long Hair Into Ponytails And Those So-Called “Man Buns” Irritates Me Just As Much As Modern Males, Since The Late 1990’s; Having Wore Buzzcut, Crewcut, Flattop, High & Tight, Reconnaissance, And Brush Cut Haircuts; In Addition To Shaving Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream, And Since More Recent Times; Electric Shavers Designed, Engineered, And Built Specifically For Head Shaving.
NHL Player Derek Morris having had long hair prior to him having a Buzzcut haircut, irritates me just as much as him having a Buzzcut haircut; and him shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream.
Photograph courtesy of the Calgary Flames, 1999-2000 Season
This dissertation discusses modern athletes from various Sports, including NASCAR drivers, Formula One racers, NBA players, NHL players, NFL players, and MLB players, and the fact that instead of associating with people who are close to or exactly their own age; and close, extended family; that they should instead associate with with older individuals and a distant kinship.
It suggests that these athletes should have faced ridicule during their early sports careers, presenting them as socially normal and indifferent to communal showers in Sports facilities.
The athletes should abandon Sports and Fitness activities in favor of Ham Radio, and prefer spending Holidays at Car Dealerships rather than with family.
It posits a return to traditional NASCAR values, claiming that the organization remains exclusively for Automotive enthusiasts, with no mixing of other Sports or participation by foreign Automakers ongoing in NASCAR.
The Electric Fan Manufacturer Vornado Making A Fan With A Strange Remote Control On A Wristband; Both Of Which Are Designed And Engineered For Radical Fitness People Such As Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Casey Mears, And Parker Kligerman; Drag Racer And Television Personality Bruno Massel, NHL Players Derek Morris, Martin LaPointe, And Shane Doan And His Son Josh; MLB Players Tyler Collins And Matt Holliday, And The Homicide Detective With Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department Who Is Also A Basketball And A Baseball Player; By The Name Of Matt Frazier.
These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of NHL Player Jakob Chychrun; to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.
Once these magical vampires were finished dealing with NHL Player Jakob Chychrun, instead of Jakob Chychrun having a Buzzed Head, an Undercut haircut, or having long hair any longer; Jakob Chychrun would wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, with bangs covering his forehead:
Last, Jakob Chychrun should be barred from dressing to the nines.
An American Male Of South Asian Parentage Who Raves About Taking Babies, Infants, And Toddlers To The General Fan Area Of MLB Games; Who Needs To Comprehend That Amateur/Ham Radio And Commercial Broadcast Radio And Television; Including All India Radio (AIR), The Pakistan Broadcasting Corporation (PBC), The Sri Lanka Broadcasting Corporation (SLBC), Radio Ceylon, And Bangladesh Betar Are All More Than Sports And Fitness Anywhere And Everywhere In The World-Whether It Be In North America, South Asia; And Everywhere Else In Between:
Derek Morris, Steve Pearce, and Tyler Collins each still need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and Derek Morris also still needs to have his tattoos removed.
Still, Derek Morris, Steve Pearce, and Tyler Collins also need to comprehend just how much more important Automobiles, School Buses, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, and Commercial Broadcast Radio and Television all are than Sports and Fitness; including Ice Hockey, Roller Hockey, and Baseball.
Derek Morris, Steve Pearce, and Tyler Collins should each be forced to wear wigs replicating hairstyles (with full heads of hair) that include bangs covering their foreheads, like the authentic and unfeigned hairstyle of yours truly, the owner of this very Blog:
NHL Player Derek Morris Better Not Ever Organize Any Charity Head Shaving Events Such As Those Sanctioned By Saint Baldrick’s; For Players And Staff Of The Youth Hockey Teams That He Now Coaches For, That Are Similar To The Charity Head Shaving Events That Were Put On By The Calgary And Boston-Based NHL Teams That He Had Previously Participated In.
One Of The Favorite Country Music Artists Of The Owner Of This Very Blog, Dolly Parton; Having Performed For The American Football Team Of A Local University While Filming The 1989 Motion Picture “Steel Magnolias” During The Year 1988.
These American Football Players, then and now; in addition to NFL Players Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski and his siblings (including his sibling who is an MLB Player), brothers Bruce and Gino Gradkowski, and the Manning brothers; in addition to MLB Players Steve Pearce, Jeff Francoeur, Adam Wainwright, Kyle McClellan, Mike Fiers, and brothers Matt and Josh Holliday, NHL Players Derek Morris and Shane Doan, modern NASCAR Drivers Matt Kenseth and his son Ross, brothers Herman “Hermie” and Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Casey Mears, Jimmie Johnson, Regan Smith, Johnny Sauter, Richard Childress’s Son-In-Law Mike Dillon, and Mike’s sons/Richard Childress’s grandsons Austin and Ty Dillon; the relatives that I’ve never meant to have anything to do with-my mother’s entire family, Television Personalities Bruno Massel, Mark Bowe, Paul Teutul Jr., Mike Holmes Jr., The Property Brothers; and Basketball Player, Baseball Player, Athletic Trainer, Personal Trailer, And Former Homicide Detective With The Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department Who Was Featured On The Reality Television Program “The First 48” Matt Frazier; and a High School Physical Education And Health Teacher And Sports Coach At A School District Within Northeast Indiana by the name of Jeff Lehman should each comprehend just how much more important the Broadcasting aspect of Sports are than Sports and Fitness, themselves; especially participating in Sports, in addition to socially normal family get togethers, and congregating in a room and watching Sporting Events together.
Matthew Parij 