NHL Player Derek Morris, Modern Formula One Driver Nick Heidfeld, And The Television Personalities Known As The “Property Brothers” Must Also Comprehend The Fact That This Event In Photograph In This Post Taken At The Viacom Network Operation Center In Hauppauge, New York; Just A Few Years After It Was Spun Off By CBS As It’s Syndication And Home Video Production Division As A Result Of The Financial Interest and Syndication (Fin-Syn) Rules That The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Had Enacted In 1970; Is More Important Than Them, NHL Player Shane Doan, NFL Player Tom Brady, And Modern NASCAR Driver Casey Mears Each Having Been Born Around This Time.
Viacom was founded by CBS in 1952 as their Syndication And Home Video Production Division, known as CBS Television Film Sales; until CBS had spun it off in 1970.
One Of Many Stupid Television Commercials That Have Aired Since The Late 1990’s, In This Case; For Procter & Gamble’s “Head & Shoulders” Brand Of Shampoo; Starting Two Athletes Who, Like Many Of Their Peers; Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Automobiles, School Buses, Farm And Utility Tractors, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, And Commercial Broadcast Radio And Television All Are Than Sports And Fitness; Including American Football:
NFL Player Shane Buechele not only needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but Shane Buechle also needs to comprehend how much more important Automobiles, School Buses, Farm and Utility Tractors, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, and Commercial Broadcast Radio and Television all are than Sports and Fitness; including American Football and Baseball.
Moreover, Shane Buechle should be barred from getting and wearing a Buzzcut Haircut.
NFL and Arena American Football Player and Coach Matt Nagy not only needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but Matt Nagy also needs to comprehend how much more important Automobiles, School Buses, Farm and Utility Tractors, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, and Commercial Broadcast Radio and Television all are than Sports and Fitness; including American Football and Basketball.
Matt Nagy should also be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, or shaving his head with a Razor and Shaving Cream; or with one of those newfangled Electric Shavers that are designed and built specifically for Head Shaving, and should instead have a full head of hair, and wear the same hairstyle as yours truly; the owner of this very Blog, with bangs covering his forehead:
This dissertation discusses modern athletes from various Sports, including NASCAR drivers, Formula One racers, NBA players, NHL players, NFL players, and MLB players, and the fact that instead of associating with people who are close to or exactly their own age; and close, extended family; that they should instead associate with with older individuals and a distant kinship.
It suggests that these athletes should have faced ridicule during their early sports careers, presenting them as socially normal and indifferent to communal showers in Sports facilities.
The athletes should abandon Sports and Fitness activities in favor of Ham Radio, and prefer spending Holidays at Car Dealerships rather than with family.
It posits a return to traditional NASCAR values, claiming that the organization remains exclusively for Automotive enthusiasts, with no mixing of other Sports or participation by foreign Automakers ongoing in NASCAR.
An American Male Of South Asian Parentage Who Raves About Taking Babies, Infants, And Toddlers To The General Fan Area Of MLB Games; Who Needs To Comprehend That Amateur/Ham Radio And Commercial Broadcast Radio And Television; Including All India Radio (AIR), The Pakistan Broadcasting Corporation (PBC), The Sri Lanka Broadcasting Corporation (SLBC), Radio Ceylon, And Bangladesh Betar Are All More Than Sports And Fitness Anywhere And Everywhere In The World-Whether It Be In North America, South Asia; And Everywhere Else In Between:
The U.S Business Arm Of The German Telecommunications Firm Deutsche Telekom Running A Contest (As Of The Time Of Writing This Post) Pertaining To Stupid Ass Sports, And Including Appearances By NFL Players Rob Gronkowski And Patrick Mahomes.
The U.S Business arm of the German Telecommunications Firm Deutsche Telekom, known in the United States as T-Mobile; should instead be running a contest to supply Schools with Amateur/Radio equipment, encourage Schools to incept Amateur/Ham Radio Clubs for the first time since at least the 1990’s; and also provide lectures about the history of Deutsche Telekom that dates back to 1947, following WWII; as Deutsche Bundespost (German Federal Post), the branch of the West German Government assigned to handle all Postal and Telecommunication matters throughout the West German State; and even earlier as Kaiserliche Post und Telegraphenverwaltung (Imperial Post and Telegraph Administration), who oversaw the Telegraph, and the first utilization of Telephony in Germany in the 1880’s.
One Of The Favorite Country Music Artists Of The Owner Of This Very Blog, Dolly Parton; Having Performed For The American Football Team Of A Local University While Filming The 1989 Motion Picture “Steel Magnolias” During The Year 1988.
These American Football Players, then and now; in addition to NFL Players Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski and his siblings (including his sibling who is an MLB Player), brothers Bruce and Gino Gradkowski, and the Manning brothers; in addition to MLB Players Steve Pearce, Jeff Francoeur, Adam Wainwright, Kyle McClellan, Mike Fiers, and brothers Matt and Josh Holliday, NHL Players Derek Morris and Shane Doan, modern NASCAR Drivers Matt Kenseth and his son Ross, brothers Herman “Hermie” and Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Casey Mears, Jimmie Johnson, Regan Smith, Johnny Sauter, Richard Childress’s Son-In-Law Mike Dillon, and Mike’s sons/Richard Childress’s grandsons Austin and Ty Dillon; the relatives that I’ve never meant to have anything to do with-my mother’s entire family, Television Personalities Bruno Massel, Mark Bowe, Paul Teutul Jr., Mike Holmes Jr., The Property Brothers; and Basketball Player, Baseball Player, Athletic Trainer, Personal Trailer, And Former Homicide Detective With The Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department Who Was Featured On The Reality Television Program “The First 48” Matt Frazier; and a High School Physical Education And Health Teacher And Sports Coach At A School District Within Northeast Indiana by the name of Jeff Lehman should each comprehend just how much more important the Broadcasting aspect of Sports are than Sports and Fitness, themselves; especially participating in Sports, in addition to socially normal family get togethers, and congregating in a room and watching Sporting Events together.
Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, Casey Mears, Elliott Sadler, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, Carl Edwards, Brian Vickers, Denny Hamlin, Kasey Kahne, Regan Smith, And Johnny Sauter, Modern Formula One Drivers Nick Heidfeld And Jenson Button; NHL Players Derek Morris, Shane Doan, Martin LaPointe, Ryane Clowe, Cale Hulse, Jason LaBarbera, Tyson Nash, and Steve Begin; NFL Player Tom Brady, And MLB Players Steve Pearce, Mike Fiers, Tyler Collins, Brett Gardner, Kevin Millar, Matt Holliday, Billy Koch, Reed Johnson, And Kevin Youkilis; And Personnel With The Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department By The Names Of Matt Frazier, Chase Calhoun, And Ronnie Leatherman Each Need To Consider The Needs Of People Like Yours Truly, The Owner Of This Very Blog; Who Is A Sclerotic Person.
According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, the definition of sclerotic is “grown rigid or unresponsive especially with age : unable or reluctant to adapt or compromise”
The definition of herd instinct, according to the Collins Dictionary; is “hard; sclerosed”.
According to the Cambridge Dictionary, the definition of sclerotic is “not happening, developing, or changing quickly enough”.
Truth be told, I; the owner of this very Blog, am more than proud to be unable and reluctant to adapt or compromise.
Why modern NASCAR drivers Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth and his son Ross, and Johnny Sauter; modern Formula One drivers Nick Heidfeld and Jenson Button; NBA players and coaches Greg Foster, Jason Kidd, Josh Oppenheimer, and Scot Pollard; NHL player Derek Morris; NFL player Tom Brady; and MLB players Billy Koch, Tim Hudson, Justin Masterson, Dustan Mohr, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, Chad Gaudin, Tyler Collins, and Reed Johnson should exhibit masochistic tendencies, as depicted in the narrative of Wilbur Hay’s novel “The Day-To-Day Lives of a Well-Off Couple and Their Autistic Son,” a prospective film adaptation of this novel, and in any Pixar film where these aforementioned modern NASCAR drivers, NBA, NHL, NFL, and MLB players and coaches might be cast as one or more of the antagonists:
To play down them being products of their generations, and being socially normal people for their generations
To reach out to all generations beginning with those born in 1975 and continuing through Generation Z and Alpha in order to impart the wisdom, practices, and values passed down from the Greatest Generation, Silent Generation, Baby Boomer Generation, and Generation Jones
To downplay how modernized NASCAR has become since the start of the 21st Century, and how NASCAR, since the beginning of the 21st Century; has been trying to be as appealing to the average young person as Basketball, American Football, Baseball, Hockey, Soccer/Association Football, and to a lesser extent; Wrestling. The same goes for Formula 1 in Europe since the late 1990’s, and the goal is to also downplay these efforts by Formula 1 as well
The principal characters in “The Day-To-Day Lives Of A Well-Off Couple And Their Autistic Son,” the Magnay family, are proprietors of a NASCAR team during the organization’s golden era, utilizing their position and influence to maintain NASCAR’s perpetual complacency. To perpetually confine NASCAR to the epoch of drivers like Rusty Wallace, Bill Elliott, Bobby and Davey Allison, Richard and Kyle Petty, Dale Earnhardt Sr., Rick Mast, Lake Speed, Sterling Marlin, Rick Wilson, and crew chiefs such as Ray Evernham. The Magnays also obstruct the entry of foreign automakers like Toyota and Honda into NASCAR
To impart to these aforementioned Modern NASCAR Drivers, NBA, NHL, NFL, And MLB Players And Coaches how much more important Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, and Broadcast Radio and Television are than Fitness and Sports; save for the Broadcasting aspect of Sports
A major plot point involves these aforementioned NASCAR Drivers coming to terms with the realization that they will never be a part of NASCAR
Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth and His Son Ross, Johnny Sauter instead become Athletes in the NBA, NFL, MLB, or NHL
Nick Heidfeld and Jenson Button instead both become Athletes in the NBA
All generations from those born in 1975 to Generation Z and Alpha ultimately adopt the customs and ideals of the Greatest Generation, Silent Generation, Baby Boomer Generation, and Generation Jones
An Evil School Bus Driver, Candace Imbrunone-Barr, Who Is Employed By The Warren Consolidated Schools Public School District That Serves The Detroit Suburbs Of Warren, Michigan; Sterling Heights, Michigan; And Troy, Michigan; Who Views The School Buses That She Drives As Nothing More Than A Machine And A Piece Of Steel, Is Covered In Tattoos, And Is A Supporter Of The Evil Donald Trump.
Candace Imbrunone-Barr, who was hired as a School Bus Driver by Warren Consolidated Schools in 1991; along with her equally evil colleagues and fellow School Bus Drivers Laurie Krause, Sandra Rivera-Blaskay, Penny Orban, Pam Mott, Anita Jacob, Deborah Giganic, Kim Guzowski-Proch, and Cheryl Bacarella-Misiak should all be barred from listening to WDVD-FM in Detroit, WKQI-FM in Detroit, WLNK-FM in Charlotte, North Carolina; WPTE-FM in Norfolk and Virginia Beach, Virginia; WCXL-FM in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina; WNVZ-FM in Norfolk, Virginia; WEZF-FM in Burlington, Vermont; and WXXX-FM in Burlington, Vermont.
Instead, I would force Candace Imbrunone-Barr and her equally evil colleagues to listen to WJR-FM in Detroit, WLDM-FM and Pre-Dick Purtan WCZY-FM in Detroit, WXYZ-AM in Detroit when it had it’s Adult Contemporary and Talk formats, WBT-FM when it had an automated Easy Listening format with updated forecasts by Clyde “Cloudy” McLean (which Reno Bailey wrote an article about his time being in charge of the Cart Machine at 1 Julian Price Place on the website BT Memories http://btmemories.com/articles/departments/wbt-fm/feeding_beast/feeding_beast.html and when it had it’s literally very pleasant Adult Contemporary format while Bob Lacey returned to Radio after hosting the Charlotte version of “P.M Magazine” on WBTV, and hosting a nightly Radio Program several years earlier on WBT-AM, and had tapped fellow Jefferson-Pilot and WBTV employee Cheryl “Sheri Lynch” Wardlynch to serve as his On-Air Partner; and form the “Bob & Sheri Morning Show” on WBT-FM; when WPTE-FM was WNRN-FM and WJQI-FM and had Easy Listening and Mainstream Adult Contemporary formats; and when WEZF-FM in Burlington, Vermont had a Mainstream Adult Contemporary format.
Moreover, I would also force Candace Imbrunone-Barr and her equally evil colleagues to listen to my good friend Ken Squier’s Radio Station WDEV-AM in Waterbury Vermont (see this earlier post: I Am Deeply Saddened By The Recent Passing (As Of The Time Of Writing This Post) Of My Personal Friend And CBS NASCAR Broadcaster Ken Squier), to WJBK-AM-FM/WDEE-AM-FM when they were owned and operated by Storer Broadcasting, WBT-AM, Cox owned and operated WSB-AM-FM in Atlanta, Georgia; WAGA-AM-FM/WPLO-AM-FM in Atlanta, Georgia when they were owned and operated by Storer Broadcasting and the Broadcasting Division of the Pharmaceutical company Schering-Plough, WSM-AM in Nashville, Tennessee; WGBS-AM-FM in Miami, Florida when they were owned and operated by Storer Broadcasting and by Jefferson-Pilot, WLW-AM in Cincinnati, Ohio; CFRB-AM in Toronto, CFRB-FM/CKFM-FM when it had Easy Listening and Mainstream Adult Contemporary formats; and CFCF-AM and CFCF-FM/CFQR-FM in Montreal.
Additionally, as part of a plot consisting of sweet revenge; I, myself would transport Candace Imbrunone-Barr and her equally evil colleagues on a Commercialized version of a School Bus to force upon them the fact that I am able to drive a School Bus, or a Commercialized version of a School Bus better, safer, and more cautiously than they can; but that they should not view a School Bus or a Commercialized version of a School Bus as northing more than a machine and as a piece of steel. Rather, they should view a School Bus or a Commercialized version of a School Bus as a vehicle where the most important aspect of it is a body designed and manufactured by another party being mounted atop a readily available Chassis.
Heaven forbid that Candace Imbrunone-Barr comprehends just how much more important that the School Buses that she drives are than the Detroit Lions NFL Team, the National Football League as a whole, the Sport of American Football, and any other Sport.
I am sure that my good friend Ken Squier, Jefferson-Standard/Jefferson-Pilot employees Charles Crutchfield, Bob Lacey, Cheryl “Sheri Lynch” Wardlynch, Bob Inman, Mike and Barbara McKay, and Eric Thomas; the founder of Storer Broadcasting/Storer Communications originally as the Fort Industry Company George B. Storer, and George’s son and later the head of Storer Broadcasting/Storer Communications Peter Storer Sr. would each be disappointed in the behavior of Candace Imbrunone-Barr and her equally evil colleagues.
I am also sure that another friend of mine, former NASCAR Crew Chief and Team Owner Ray Evernham, and fellow NASCAR Team Owners Richard Childress, Rick Hendrick, Jack Roush, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Tony Stewart, and Bill and Mickey Stavola; would also be disappointed in the behavior of Candace Imbrunone-Barr and her equally evil colleagues.
Matthew Parij 