Recently, I had a nightmare where a Lieutenant with the Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department by the name of Chase Calhoun magically transformed other males his age into being athletic, fit, and muscular just like him; and having the same Pompadour Haircut that he has.

In this nightmare, Chase Calhoun then approached me; hoping to do the same to me, only to find out that it certainly would not work on me.

Subsequently, magical vampires intervened; they bit, chewed, and teethed on Chase Calhoun’s muscular arms and legs, as well as grabbed, twisted, and squeezed his torso and abs. At this time, they found Chase Calhoun’s musculature to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

These magical vampires also messed up Chase Calhoun’s dirty, slimy, and greasy-looking Pompadour Haircut, and the product that he is wearing in his hair. Then, they wave a magic wand; and Chase Calhoun now wears the same hairstyle as yours truly, with bangs covering his forehead; and not a single drop of product in his hair from that point forward.

See also these earlier posts: Basketball Player, Baseball Player, Athletic Trainer, Personal Trailer, And Former Homicide Detective With The Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department Who Was Featured On The Reality Television Program “The First 48” Matt Frazier; Besides The Fact That He Needs To Be Transformed From Being Fit And Muscular To Being Fat And Overweight, He Should Have Always Been Barred From Playing Baseball And Basketball, And He Needs To Be Forced To Listen To Adult Contemporary, Jazz, And Easy Listening Music; Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department Homicide Detective Matt Frazier Also Needs To Have His Tattoos Removed; And An Exorcist Is Necessary To Cast The Devil Of Matt Frazier While His Tattoos Are To Be Removed; and Further Evidence That Athletes And Homicide Detectives With The Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department; By The Names Of Matthew “Matt” Frazier, And Ronnie Leatherman Not Only Need To Be Transformed From Being Fit And Muscular To Being Fat And Overweight; But Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Automobiles, School Buses, Agricultural And Utility Tractors, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, And Commercial Broadcast Radio And Television All Are Than Sports And Fitness (Including Basketball And Baseball).