A Golfer who is young, athletic, modern, and radical, and who has been ensnared in the modernization of the PGA Tour.
This Golfer is probably also a Basketball, American Football, Soccer/Association Football, Baseball, Ice Hockey, or Roller Hockey Player.
This Golfer also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
As is also the case with NASCAR, the PGA Tour should never change, evolve with the times, become hipper, and become as appealing to the average younger person as Basketball, American Football, Baseball, Hockey, and Soccer/Association Football.
Likewise to how NASCAR should have never modernized, and never changed its ways since the beginning of the 21st Century; the PGA Tour should have also never modernized, and changed its ways beginning in the mid-2000’s.
Like how NASCAR should forevermore hold onto its ways prior to the 21st Century, the PGA Tour should forevermore hold onto its ways from the time of Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, Gary Player, Tom Watson, Steve Elkington, Brad Faxon, Lee Janzen, Tom Lehman, Andrew “Andy” North, Ian Woosnam, Barry Lane, Corey Pavin, Tom Kite, Jim Nantz’s college roommate by the name of Fred Couples; Davis Love III, Jim Gallagher Jr., Paul Azinger; and Payne Stewart.
Several modern NASCAR Drivers, such as Denny Hamlin, Brian Vickers, Elliott Sadler, Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, Casey Mears, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth and his son Ross; and Richard Childress’s grandsons Austin and Ty Dillon should be barred from ever playing Golf.
Modern Formula 1 Drivers Nick Heidfeld and Jenson Button should also be barred from ever playing Golf.
NHL Players Brenden Morrow, Derek Morris, Shane Doan, and Raffi Torres should also be barred from ever playing Golf.
NFL Players Tom Brady, Ben Roethlisberger, each of the five Gronkowski brothers, and Brian Hartline should also be barred from ever playing Golf.
MLB Players Steve Pearce, Adam Wainwright, Chris Carpenter, and Kyle McClellan should also be barred from ever playing Golf.
NBA Players Matt Geiger, and Dell and Stephen Curry should also be barred from ever playing Golf.
Modern Actor Lucas Black should also be barred from ever playing Golf.
Young, radical private individuals; and brothers by the names of Gunnar, Garth, and Thor Halverson, who reside in the U.S State of Illinois; should also be barred from ever playing Golf.
At one time, Thor Havlerson was also a skinhead and shaved head guy like Derek Morris, Matt Geiger, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, and Matt Kenseth’s son Ross.
There always has, and always will be places in Golf for people such as Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, Gary Player, Tom Watson, Steve Elkington, Brad Faxon, Lee Janzen, Tom Lehman, Andrew “Andy” North, Ian Woosnam, Barry Lane, Corey Pavin, Tom Kite, Fred Couples, Davis Love III, Jim Gallagher Jr., Paul Azinger; and Payne Stewart.
Matthew Parij 