Not too long ago (as of the time of writing this post), I wrote a post stating why I think Why Modern Formula 1 Driver Nick Heidfeld, Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson And Kevin Harvick (To Name A Few), Several NBA, NFL, MLB, And NHL Players. And Several Television Personalities Should Be Cast In A Sequel To The Pixar Animated Film “Turning Red”.
This time around, I am writing this post stating why I think modern Formula 1 Driver Jenson Button, and German Competitive Rower Marcel Hacker should also be cast in a sequel to the Pixar Animated Film “Turning Red”.
For starters, Jenson Button and Marcel Hacker would be cast as a couple more of the character Mei Lin Lee’s male love interests.
Again, with my personal support, the mother of Mei Lin Lee; Ming Lee, upon discovering that her daughter Mei has a crush on all of these aforementioned love interests in this post and the post in the link at the top of this page, inadvertently humiliates Mei and all of these male love interests all in public.
Again, with my personal support, the punishment that Ming Lee would inflict on her daughter Mei, and all of these male love interests would be that Ming locks up her daughter Mei, and all of these male love interests in a rather large room with very large speakers; and Ming Lee forces her daughter Mei, and each and every one of her male love interests to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music at a blaring loud level; including Toronto Radio Station CFRB-AM when it had a Middle Of The Road format (including Wally Crouter’s Morning shift on CFRB-AM); and the FM offspring of CFRB-AM that had originally gone on the air in 1938 as experimental APEX Station VE9AK, CKFM-FM; when CKFM had its Easy Listening and Mainstream Adult Contemporary formats.
Due to Jenson Button’s love for Buzzcut and Undercut haircuts, Jenson Button is given the nickname “Mr. Buzz-O-Head” by Ming Lee.
Due to Marcel Hacker’s love for shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, Marcel Hacker is given the nickname “Mr. Shave-O-Head” by Ming Lee.
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Like with the rest of Mei Lin Lee’s male love interests, Ming Lee refers also refers to Jenson Button and Marcel Hacker as degenerates.
Like with the remainder of Mei Lin Lee’s male love interests, during times when Mei Lin Lee has transformed into a Red Panda; Mei Lein Lee gains a desire to teethe on the muscular arms and legs of Jenson Button and Marcel Hacker, and to grab the muscular biceps; and twist and squeeze the muscular biceps of Jenson Button and Marcel Hacker.
Mei Lin Lee gives Jenson Button the nickname “Juicy Jenson” due to how scrumptious, plump, juicy, meaty, and tender she perceives Jenson Button’s muscles to be.
Also, while in the form of a Red Panda; Mei Lin Lee also perceives Marcel Hacker’s muscles to be quite plump, juicy, tender, and meaty as well.
To the satisfaction of both myself, the owner of this Blog, and Mei Lin’s mother Ming Lee, all of Mei Lin’s male love interests undergo a transformation from being physically fit, muscular, athletic, progressive, and dynamic to being overweight, nonathletic, and old-fashioned after Mei Lin bites them while in the form of a Red Panda.
Matthew Parij 