Radical Woman By The Name Of Sarah Boone, Who Richly Deserves To Be Imprisoned On A Life Sentence For Locking Her Equally Radical Boyfriend, By The Name Of Jorge Torres Jr. Into A Suitcase; Depriving Him Of Air And Oxygen To Breathe, And Allowing Him To Suffocate To Death. I Would Have Personally Sentenced Her To The Death Penalty, By The Way Of A Gas Chamber.
Two imbecilic, scary sons of a County Commissioner of Smith County, Texas; one of whom happens to be a man bun guy, both of whom are menaces to society.
In contrast to his young, radical, and imbecilic sons; County Commissioner Terry Phillips is a morally decent person.
Terry Phillips’ one son, Lance Phillips; likewise to how modern Formula 1 Driver Nick Heidfeld, Television Personality Mike Holmes Jr., Sordid, Athletic Guy and Criminal Tim Bliefnick; and College Basketball Player Corey Godzinski should also be banned from doing so, Lance Phillips needs to be banned from having long hair, and wearing his long hair into one of those so-called “Man Buns”.
Both of Terry Phillips’ sons Lance Phillips and Derek Phillips both need to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music.
Additionally, both of Terry Phillips’ sons Lance Phillips and Derek Phillips both need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
Moreover, Both of Terry Phillips’ sons Lance Phillips and Derek Phillips should be incarcerated in a dwelling with 1970’s, 1980’s, and early 1990’s décor; filled with wood paneling, wall paper, and Mauve, Dark Green, Fern Green, and Dark Red colored carpeting, furniture, and blinds.
An evil, young radical criminalist by the name of Logan Sinclair; who appears to have an affinity with Buzzcut haircuts just like modern NASCAR Drivers Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, and Brian Vickers, and NHL Player Derek Morris; has been sentenced to Life in Prison without there ever being any possibility for Parole, but I think Logan Sinclair richly deserves to be sentenced to the Death Penalty, and if it were up to yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; and not God or Satan, that Logan Sinclair shall be sent to Hell.
Logan Sinclair had murdered a literally and figuratively poor, middle-aged Man at a Gas Station in the Cleveland suburb of Parma, Ohio.
How much more of a low life person could Logan Sinclair possibly be, if you ask me.
Logan Sinclair also needs to have his tattoos removed, and Logan Sinclair also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
Moreover, Logan Sinclair should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music.
Matthew Parij 