Additional Male Patrons (Including An Adolescent Male) Of Disney’s Magic Kingdom Theme Park In Florida Who Have Buzzcut Haircuts, Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream; And Need To Be Transformed From Being Fit And Muscular To Being Fat And Overweight.
This time around, I am writing about a male patron of Disney’s Magic Kingdom Theme Park In Florida who has a Buzzcut haircut:
I would prefer if all male patrons of Disney’s Theme Parks on their property in Florida who have Buzzcut, High & Tight, Flattop, or Reconnaissance Haircuts; or who shave their heads with a razor and shaving cream, or with one of those newfangled Electric Shavers that are designed, engineered, and built specifically for Head Shaving; were required to wear wigs consisting of a full head of artificial hair, and replicating the hairstyle worn by yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering their foreheads:
An Inmate In Oklahoma’s Prison System, By The Name Terryl R. Brooks; Who Is A Low-Life Person Who Is The Lowest Of The Low, Is A Young, Radical Person; And Had Awful Long Hair Prior To Receiving An Induction Haircut/Clipper Shaved Head While Incarcerated:
Photographs of Terryl Brooks taken by the time his hair has grown out to approximately the length of a #2 Buzzcut Haircut:
Recently, One Night; I Have Experienced A Disturbing Dream Involving Modern NASCAR Driver Kasey Kahne, Alongside Basketball And American Football Player From Waverly-Shellrock High School In Waverly, Iowa, As Well As An American Football Player At Truman State University, Personal Trainer, And Physical Education Teacher Kyle Whitcher
Kasey Kahne and Kyle Whitcher used their zombie powers to give young males Buzzcut Haircuts, or shave their heads with a Straight Razor and Shaving Cream.
Kasey Kahne and Kyle Whitcher also used their zombie powers to lure young males to their Gyms.
Moreover, Kasey Kahne and Kyle Whitcher used their zombie powers to lure young males to their Basketball Courts and American Football Fields.
Then, Magical Vampires intervened; they bit Kasey Kahne’s buzzed head, and Kyle Whitcher’s shaved head, resulting in the both of them having a complete head of hair. Kasey Kahne and Kyle Whitcher both wore the same hairstyle as myself, with bangs enveloping their foreheads. Subsequently, these magical vampires bit, chewed, and teethed on Kasey Kahne and Kyle Whitcher’s muscular arms and legs, as well as grabbed, twisted, and squeezed their torsos and abs. These magical vampires find Kasey Kahne and Kyle Whitcher’s musculature to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump. Kasey Kahne not only became entirely tattoo-free from that point forward, but additionally; Kasey Kahne and Kyle Whitcher both became obese, overweight, and unathletic.
These Magical Vampires also freed these young males from the wraith of both Kasey Kahne and Kyle Whitcher.
Besides The Fact That I’ve Never Had Any Tolerance For Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Males Shaving Their Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream, Or With One Of Those Newfangled Electric Shavers Designed And Built Specifically For Head Shaving; I Don’t Like Brad Pitt Getting A Buzzcut Haircut, Or Having Long Hair; Just As Much I’ve Never Liked NHL Player Derek Morris Getting A Buzzcut Haircut, And Later Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream:
Here, I write about my further communication with the Spirits of brothers Walt and Roy Disney.
Walt and Roy Disney communicate with me about how they don’t like Sam Walton’s Company Wal-Mart, Incorporated; and Jeff Bezos’s company Amazon appealing to low class people, Wal-Mart, Sam’s Club, and Amazon each selling mostly Chinese-made goods; neither Wal-Mart, Incorporated nor Amazon standing for American values, just the cheapest items they can sell; no matter the impact on the American economy; nor the quality of the item; and how Walt and Roy, like myself, want Department Stores such as Sears, Montgomery-Ward, Lord & Taylor, and JC Penney to remain in business forevermore.
Walt and Roy Disney communicate with me about how they don’t like the younger generations of people who patronize their Theme Parks in California, Florida, Japan, France, and in the People’s Republic of China (PRC) are such dissolute people who are radicalized Disney enthusiasts, more often than not abuse their Theme Parks, and don’t comprehend the purpose of their Theme Parks. I communicate back to Walt and Roy Disney that I, myself; don’t like the dissolute and radicalized younger generations of people patronize their Theme Parks.
In part and parcel, Walt and Roy Disney communicate with me about how since the beginning of the 21st Century; they, like I, do not like males of younger generations having Buzzcut, Undercut, Flattop, High & Tight, Reconnaissance, Crewcut, and Brush Cut haircuts; in addition to shaving their heads with a razor and shaving cream. This includes males of younger generations with these radical haircuts.