An evil, young radical criminalist; by the name of Josiah Ward; who is covered in tattoos, has performed spiteful acts with the large sum of money he had been awarded as a result of an Automobile accident.
One of these spiteful acts is to murder a benevolent African-American woman by the name of Sheila Williams, only because Josiah Ward had accidentally impregnated Sheila Williams, Sheila Williams was committed to birthing, and raising the Baby until it was 18 years of age and able to go off on its own; Josiah Ward did not want to have the child, and Josiah Ward, in turn; wanted Sheila to receive an abortion.
Another one of these spiteful acts is to purchase expensive, nonsensical items.
Josiah Ward needs to have his tattoos removed, and Josiah Ward should also be barred from shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream.
Instead of shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, Josiah Ward should instead be forced to have the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering his forehead:
Matthew Parij 