Matthew Parij

Following up from the earlier posts: One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse; In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Need To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness. They Have Quite A Bit In Common With All The Relatives I’ve Had, And Still Have Zero Intention Of Ever Interacting With; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern NASCAR Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. NASCAR Remained A Car-Centric Organization, Not Appealing To The Average Person, And Remained Down To Earth; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Formula One Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. Formula One Remained A Car-Centric Organization; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Indy Car Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. The USAC’s Open-Wheel Racing Division, The Indy Racing League, And IndyCar, LLC; Each Remained Car-Centric Organizations.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of NFL Players Tom Brady, each of the five Gronkowski brothers, Aaron Rodgers, Patrick Justin McAfee, Ben Roethlisberger, A.J Hawk, Robert Joseph Carpenter, Chad Greenway, J.J Watt, Claw Matthews, A.O Shipley, Matt Ryan, Jay Cutler, Coy Wire, Ben Leber, Rex Burkhead, Chad Bratzke, Brian Hartline, brothers Chris and Troy Maragos, and brothers Bruce and Gino Gradkowski.

These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these NFL Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Afterwards, each of these aforementioned NFL Players would be fat, overweight, and unathletic.

Once these magical vampires were finished dealing with these aforementioned NFL Players, instead of these aforementioned NFL Players having Buzzed or Shaved Heads, Undercut Haircuts, or having long hair any longer; these NFL Players would wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, with bangs covering their foreheads:

Following up from the earlier posts: One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse; In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Need To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness. They Have Quite A Bit In Common With All The Relatives I’ve Had, And Still Have Zero Intention Of Ever Interacting With; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern NASCAR Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. NASCAR Remained A Car-Centric Organization, Not Appealing To The Average Person, And Remained Down To Earth; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Formula One Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. Formula One Remained A Car-Centric Organization; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Indy Car Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. The USAC’s Open-Wheel Racing Division, The Indy Racing League, And IndyCar, LLC; Each Remained Car-Centric Organizations.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of MLB Players Mark Hendrickson, Steve Pearce, Chris Davis, Ryan Goins, Chad Gaudin, Billy Koch, Kevin Millar, Justin Masterson, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Tyler Collins, Reed Johnson, Clint Barmes, Albert Pujols, Adam Wainwright, Kyle McClellan, Matt Holliday, Tim Hudson, Ben McDonald, and Gabe Kapler. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these MLB Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these MLB Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Afterwards, each of these aforementioned MLB Players would be fat, overweight, and unathletic.

Once these magical vampires were finished dealing with these aforementioned MLB Players, instead of these aforementioned MLB Players having Buzzed or Shaved Heads, or Flattop Haircuts hair any longer; these MLB Players would wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, with bangs covering their foreheads:

Following up from the earlier posts: One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse; In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Need To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness. They Have Quite A Bit In Common With All The Relatives I’ve Had, And Still Have Zero Intention Of Ever Interacting With; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern NASCAR Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. NASCAR Remained A Car-Centric Organization, Not Appealing To The Average Person, And Remained Down To Earth; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Formula One Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. Formula One Remained A Car-Centric Organization; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Indy Car Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. The USAC’s Open-Wheel Racing Division, The Indy Racing League, And IndyCar, LLC; Each Remained Car-Centric Organizations.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of NBA Players Scot Pollard, Troy Murphy, Bill Wennington, Jim McIlviane, Matt Geiger, Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, Jamie Feick, Sean Marks, Jason Kidd, Greg Foster, Donny Marshall, Sean Marks, Blake Ahearn, Mark Pope, Brian Scalabrine, brothers Pau and Marc Gasol; and brothers Brent, Jon, Drew, Richard Francis “Scooter” Barry IV, and Canyon Berry.

Magical vampires shall also also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of the late NBA Player Eric Montross.

These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these NBA Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Afterwards, each of these aforementioned NBA Players would be fat, overweight, and unathletic.

Once these magical vampires were finished dealing with these aforementioned NBA Players, instead of these aforementioned NBA Players having Buzzed or Shaved Heads, High & Tight or Flattop Haircuts, or having long hair any longer; these NBA Players would wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, with bangs covering their foreheads:

Continuing on the topics of these earlier posts: One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse; and In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Need To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness. They Have Quite A Bit In Common With All The Relatives I’ve Had, And Still Have Zero Intention Of Ever Interacting With; and Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern NASCAR Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. NASCAR Remained A Car-Centric Organization, Not Appealing To The Average Person, And Remained Down To Earth; and Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Formula One Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. Formula One Remained A Car-Centric Organization; magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of modern Indy Car Drivers Josef Newgarden, James Hinchcliffe, Robert Wickens, and Conor Daly. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these modern Indy Car Drivers to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

These modern Indy Car Drivers became obese, overweight, and unathletic from that point, forward.

Indy Car went back to the way it was during the good, old days (as of the time the Race in the video below, that was covered by ABC Sports, utilizing some ESPN personnel; took place), remained a Car-centric organization by Car people for Car people, and did not try to become as appealing to the average person as American Football, Basketball, Baseball, Hockey, and Soccer/Association Football; and it did not matter how obese a Driver and a member of the Pit Crew might be.