Matthew Parij

Basketball Player Reed Tellinghuisen needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Reed Tellinghuisen also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Reed Tellinghuisen should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Reed Tellinghuisen should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Ben Robertson should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Ben Robertson also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Ben Robertson also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Ben Robertson should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Ben Robertson should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Matt O’Reilly should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Matt O’Reilly also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Matt O’Reilly also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Matt O’Reilly should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Matt O’Reilly should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Men’s Basketball Player Zach Thomas should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Zach Thomas also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Zach Thomas also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Zach Thomas should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Zach Thomas should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

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Basketball Player Joey Hauser should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, but Joey Hauser also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Joey Hauser also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Joey Hauser should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Joey Hauser should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

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NBA Player Lauri Markkanen should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Lauri Markkanen also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Lauri Markkanen also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Lauri Markkanen should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Lauri Markkanen should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Australian Basketball Player Hugh Greenwood needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

High Greenwood should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Last, High Greenwood should be barred from having long hair; and also having an Undercut haircut.

Basketball Player Andrew Fleming should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Andrew Fleming also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Andrew Fleming also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Andrew Fleming should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Andrew Fleming should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Hockey player Jake Durflinger should not only be barred from having long hair, and also having an Undercut haircut; but Jake Durflinger also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Jake Durflinger also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Jake Durflinger should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Golfer Justin Moose not only needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness; but Justin Moose also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and Justin Moose should also be barred from having a razor shaved head.

Furthermore, Justin Moose should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

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The young studs in this commercial for the Pacifico brand of beer need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

The young male actors that have been casted in this commercial probably need to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

The young actor in this commercial that has tattoos needs to have them removed.

The young actor in this commercial who has longer hair should be wearing his hair into pigtails.

The Pacifico beer company dates back to 1899, when German emigrants to Mexico had opened a Brewery in Mazatlán, Mexico that the German emigrants had called the Cerveceria del Pacífico. In 1954, the Modelo Group had purchased the Pacifico brand of beer; and to this very day, the Modelo Group continues to own the Pacifico brand of beer.

I do not like one of the Police Officers who had responded to the scene of the September, 2018 Aberdeen, Maryland shooting wearing a ridiculous Undercut haircut. That particular Police Officer wearing the fluorescent green traffic-directing vest probably needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

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Hockey player Connor Stuart not only should be barred from having long hair and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Connor Stuart also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Connor Stuart also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Connor Stuart should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.