Matthew Parij

Basketball Player Matt Heldt should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Matt Heldt also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Matt Heldt also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Matt Heldt should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Matt Heldt should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

https://twitter.com/heldtmatt

Basketball Player Andrew Rowsey should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Andrew Rowsey also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Andrew Rowsey also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Andrew Rowsey should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Andrew Rowsey should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Ian Thiesen Basketball Player Ian Thiesen should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Alex Arians also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Ian Thiesen also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Ian Thiesen also needs to have his tattoos removed, should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Ian Thiesen should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Alex Arians should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Alex Arians also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Alex Arians also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Alex Arians should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Alex Arians should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Matt Dentlinger should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, but Matt Dentlinger also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Matt Dentlinger also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Matt Dentlinger should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Matt Dentlinger should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

https://twitter.com/mdent30

I still feel a desperate need to appear on Phil McGraw’s talk show. See this other website that I have created regarding by desperate need to appear on Phil McGraw’s talk show:

http://www.mparijdrphilshow.wordpress.com

However, as of now; I feel compelled to write this post about an episode of Phil McGraw’s talk show about three brothers who were abandoned by their mother at a very young age:

https://www.drphil.com/shows/our-soccer-mom-had-an-affair-abandoned-our-family-and-now-wants-forgiveness/

I don’t have anything against Dr. Phil McGraw being naturally bald, although yours truly would like to receive a hair transplant; and also currently uses the type of shampoo that encourages regrowth of lost hair strands and reactivates inactive hair follicles; I do not like these three brothers that are the subject of this particular episode shaving their heads with a razor and shaving cream.

Basketball Player Mike Daum should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Mike Daum also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Mike Daum also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Mike Daum should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Mike Daum should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player John Meeks needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

John Meeks also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, John Meeks should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and John Meeks should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Nate Sestina should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Nate Sestina also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Nate Sestina also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Nate Sestina should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Nate Sestina should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Eli Pepper should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Eli Pepper also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Eli Pepper also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Eli Pepper should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Eli Pepper should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

https://twitter.com/elipep378

Basketball Player Kimball MacKenzie should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Kimball MacKenzie also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Kimball MacKenzie also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Kimball MacKenzie should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Kimball MacKenzie should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Lane Severyn not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, but Lane Severyn also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Lane Severyn also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Lane Severyn should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Lane Severyn should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Jordan Sechan should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Jordan Sechan also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Jordan Sechan also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Jordan Sechan should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Jordan Sechan should also be barred from dressing to the nines.