A recently minted schoolteacher, by the name of Timothy Osebold not only needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness; but Timothy Osebold also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and Timothy Osebold should also be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut or shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream.
Furthermore, Timothy Osebold should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.