Canadian Diver and Television Personality James Haskell needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.
Also, James Haskell should be barred from dressing to the nines.
James Haskell should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.
And, James Haskell should have his tattoos removed.
Furthermore, James Haskell should be barred from having an Undercut haircut.
The Target Corporation, having always aired zany commercials geared towards young people since the late 1990’s; had ran this commercial with a shirtless, muscular guy with curly, blonde hair in 2004.
This muscular actor with curly, blonde hair needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
More modern golfers that need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and need to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than fitness; and mainstream sports such as (icky, yucky) Basketball, Football, Baseball, and Ice Hockey.
Also, not only does Stewart Cink need be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and need to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than fitness; and mainstream sports such as (icky, yucky) Basketball, Football, Baseball, and Ice Hockey; but also, Stewart Cink should receive a hair transplant for the hair that he had naturally lost, and Stewart Cink should also be barred from having a razor shaved head with regards to the hair that he still has left.
As I have mentioned before in earlier posts, Ben Crane not only needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and need to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than fitness; and mainstream sports such as (icky, yucky) Basketball, Football, Baseball, and Ice Hockey; but also, Ben Crane should receive a hair transplant for the hair that he had naturally lost, and Ben Crane should also be barred from having a razor shaved head with regards to the hair that he still has left.
Two more ridiculous Undercut haircuts in this commercial for the Michigan Wildlife Council, worn by witless males who are plagued by the trendy indisposition of wearing these ridiculous Undercut haircuts.
Actor James Roday needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.
Also, James Roday should be barred from having long hair, wearing a spiked hairstyle with product in his hair, a Buzzcut Haircut; or an Undercut haircut.
Furthermore, James Roday should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.
Actor Jack Cutmore-Scott needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.
Also, Jack Cutmore-Scott should be barred from dressing to the nines.
Furthermore, Jack Cutmore-Scott should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.
As you already know if you’ve been following this blog for a while, I have just about had it with the customs of the 21st Century-including all of the stupid television commercials that have aired since the late 1990’s.
This stupid television commercial for the Aspercreme Medicated Cream with Lidocaine is no exception.
I don’t like the advertising agency hired by the Aspercreme Medicated Cream insulting people from one of my favorite generations of people, alongside the Baby Boomer generation of people.
Contrary to that the advertising agency hired by the Aspercreme Medicated Cream wants the public to believe, I would not mind at all smelling like this widowed, elderly lady’s late husband whose name is Walter. In fact, I would be more than happy to smell like widowed, elderly lady’s late husband whose name is Walter.
All of those younglings that this commercial is intended to appeal to ought to get a clue when it comes to tattoos, dying their hair those strange, bizarre colors; body piercings, Undercut haircuts, Buzzcut haircuts, Flattop Haircuts, and High & Tight Haircuts; these stupid so-called “ride sharing services” that should have never existed in the first place-such as Uber and Lyft, cable & satellite television, this so-called television show and movie streaming on the internet that many, nowadays; view as an alternative to cable & satellite television, “smart” cellular telephones, tablets, all of these other crazy “smart” devices that exist in this day in age; these younglings’ love for sports and fitness, the modern ways of NASCAR; and the modern ways of the PGA Tour.
Transport all of these younglings back to the 1970’s, 1980’s, and the early 1990’s; that’s all I have to say.
PGA Tour Golfer Justin Leonard needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.
Also, Justin Leonard should be barred from dressing to the nines.
Justin Leonard should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.
Justin Leonard also needs to have his tattoos removed.
Furthermore, Justin Leonard should be barred from having long hair, a Buzzcut haircut; and an Undercut haircut.
A very intriguing episode of the television program titled “Murder, She Wrote” that was networked on CBS Television and ran from 1984-1996, with Made For Television Movies that followed in 1997, 2000, 2001; and in 2003.
I find the remonstrant behavior of a young Mafioso by the name of Carmine Abruzzi disturbing, especially when Carmine (portrayed by actress Cynthia Bain) intentionally bumps into one of the hostesses employed by Dr. Seth Haslett’s (portrayed by actor William Windom) favorite restaurant in Boston, calls this hostess a ‘jerk’; freely sits down at the table of her choosing, and demands that the young waitress employed by the restaurant gives Carmine Abruzzi the most expensive champagne the restaurant has on their alcoholic beverage menu, no ifs, ands, or buts; whilst the young waitress is giving Carmine a dirty look. Carmine sternly and loudly reminds the young waitress to not give her the look, otherwise Carmine herself will dump the champagne all over the waitress’s work uniform. Angela Lansbury’s character Jessica Fletcher and actor William Windom’s character Dr. Seth Haslett-who are seated at the very next table to the left of where this Italian-American gal by the name of Carmine Abruzzi is freely sitting; are in a state of shock and awe over this remonstrant girl’s behavior, and are thinking to themselves “what gives this gal the right to storm on in, remonstrate to both the hostess and the waitress; and sit at the table of her choosing. What could possibly be going on with this gal?”
Spoiler alert: my thoughts on this episode can be summed up by this picture:
Fairly warned be thee says I.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Boston, a mafioso by the name of Carmine Abruzzi is having the hard word put on him by a couple of Feds. If he tells them all about his friends, they’ll put him in witness protection so his “friends” can’t find him but Carmine won’t talk to no foot soldiers. He’ll talk to the boss or no deal, so they take him down to the parking garage to transport him to the FBI office. Before they get to the car, a couple of goons jump them, knock the FBI guys unconcious and hustle Carmine into a waiting limo that speeds away.
Life Lesson #61 – Nothing good ever happens in a parking garage. Except perhaps gaining valuable information about exposing a…
A Pro-Western, young Iranian hotshot who has been ousted by his theological government due to him having been educated in the West, and his Pro-Western views when it comes to his government.
This young Iranian hotshot, by the name of Kaveh Madani; had served as an Environmental Official for the Iranian government.
Kaveh Madani not only needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but Kaveh Madani also needs to comprehend that the world of amateur/ham radio and the engineering portion of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.
This picture of Price Harry (soon to be marrying his American bride-actress Meghan Markle, who is descended from King Robert I of Scotland and King Edward III of England, as of the time of writing this post) and the Prime Minister of Canada-Justin Trudeau fondly recognizing their association as members of the Commonwealth makes me overjoyed over the fact that the Commonwealth of Nations has a strong, bright future ahead of it; and hopefully, Australia will NEVER become an independent republic.
If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you know that I am interested in the nations of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, India; and Pakistan because of them being members of the Commonwealth and maintain their ties to the British Monarchy, and the majority of the population in these countries being of English, Scottish; and Welsh descent.
The same goes for the Governor-Generals and Prime Ministers of St. Kitts and Nevis, India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka; and Singapore.
Matthew Parij 