The Broadcast Industry’s Significance Over Reality Stars

Broadcasting Over Reality Stars: Why Media Matters

Paul Teutul Sr. and Jr. vs. Broadcast Industry: A Media Perspective

In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Have Quite A Bit In Common With The Relatives Of Mine That I Have Never, Ever Meant To Have Anything To Do With, including: https://www.lynchandsonsclawson.com/obituaries/Daniel-J-Sienkiewicz?obId=37920830, and https://www.lynchandsonsclawson.com/obituaries/Kate-E-Sienkiewicz?obId=43944128

The Teutul Family Needs To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness.

My friend and former ABC Radio Executive Allen Shaw being hired by ABC employee Ralph Beauxdine from WCFL-AM in Chicago in circa 1966-1967, Allen originally working in that was billed by ABC as their Special Projects Division, Allen installing the Automated “Love” format at each of their seven FM Radio Station at the time when the FCC had issued a decree from that point forward, FM Stations were no longer allowed to simulcast their AM Parents all the time, and had to air programming that is at least 50% separate from their AM Parents from that point forward, Allen hiring John Rydgren to work as the Announcer on the pre-recorded programming of the “Love” format, Allen eventually discontinuing the automated “Love” format and installing live Progressive Rock formats at each of ABC’s seven FM Radio Stations in 1970, Allen changing the call letters of each of ABC’s seven FM Radio Stations in 1971, including WABC-FM to WPLJ at the insistence of Morning Disc Jockey Dave Herman, who suggested that Allen change the call letters of WABC-FM to the initials of the song “White Port, Lemon Juice” and Allen reluctantly agreeing to change the call letters to WPLJ and telling Dave “”fine, we’ll change the call letters of WABC-FM to WPLJ, the initials of the Song “White Port, Lemon Juice” that was originally recorded by the Rhythm & Blues Quartet “The Four Aces”, and later covered by the Hard Rock Band “Mothers Of Invention””, Allen Shaw transferring Willard Lochridge, Larry Berger, and Pat St. John (for a time, who had also worked at CKLW-AM in Windsor, Ontario, Canada) from WRIF (nee WXYZ-FM) in Detroit to WPLJ in the early 1970’s, Jim Kerr (who for a time, had worked at WKNR-AM in Detroit, later WNIC-AM and FM) transferring from WDAI-FM (nee WLS-FM) in Chicago to work at WPLJ, and other Disc Jockeys such as John Zacherle, Carol Miller, Jimmy Fink, Michael Cuscuna, Vin Scelsa Alex Bennett, Bob Marrone, Tony Pigg, Dave Charity, and Shelli Sonstein also working at WPLJ, Corrine Baldassano working as the Music Director of WPLJ, are all more important Paul Teutul Sr. listening to WPLJ-FM sometime during the 1970’s and early 1980’s in order to get his Hard Rock Music fix, and WPLJ-FM at one moment; playing Linda Ronstadt’s cover of Little Anthony & The Imperials’ song from 1965 titled “Hurt So Bad” that she had released in 1980.

Sadly, Michael Cuscuna had passed away in April, 2024.

Tony Pigg working as a Disc Jockey at WPLJ, and the President of ABC’s owned and operated Television Stations (WABC-TV, WXYZ-TV, WLS-TV, KABC-TV, and KGO-TV), by the name of Richard “Dick” O’Leary developing the concept of each of ABC’s five owned and operated Television Stations having their own, locally produced, in-house Morning Talk Shows ((WABC-TV’s A.M New York hosted by John Bartholomew Tucker, later by Dave Michaels, even later by Janet Langhart, and at another time, by Spencer Christian, and is now hosted by Husband and Wife Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos; WLS-TV’s A.M Chicago, later Oprah Winfrey’s Nationally Syndicated Talk Show; WXYZ-TV’s A.M Detroit hosted by Dennis Wholley, and Kelly & Company hosted by Husband and Wife John Kelly and Marilyn Turner; KABC-TV’s A.M Los Angeles, hosted for a time by Regis Philbin and Sarah Purcell; and KGO-TV’s A.M San Francisco, hosted by Husband and Wife Fred LaCosse and Terry Lowery; Good Morning, Bay Area hosted by Susan Sikora; and most recently, a locally-produced, in-house version of the ABC Talk Show “The View”, titled “The View from the Bay” hosted by Spencer Christian (remembered by many as working as a Meteorologist on the ABC Television Network’s Morning Infotainment Television Program “Good Morning America”, and Janelle Wang)); are not only more important than Paul Teutul Sr. and a couple of his sons appearing on WABC-TV’s locally-produced and nationally syndicated Talk Show during the time when Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa had hosted it; and also, not only with some of the relatives of mine that I have never, ever meant to have anything to do with (including: https://www.lynchandsonsclawson.com/obituaries/Daniel-J-Sienkiewicz?obId=37920830, and https://www.lynchandsonsclawson.com/obituaries/Kate-E-Sienkiewicz?obId=43944128) being infatuated with WABC-TV’s Morning Talk Show by the time it was nationally syndicated; but also being infatuated with Regis Philbin, Kathie Lee Johnson-Gifford (who had married ABC Sportscaster Frank Gifford), and Kelly Ripa, themselves; and even felt compelled to travel to New York City, and over to the Studios of WABC-TV at 7 Lincoln Square in New York City just to be in the audience of WABC-TV’s Morning Talk Show, which shares a particular Studio with WABC-TV’s “Eyewitness News” newscasts.

WABC-AM originally being WJZ-AM, being put on the air in 1921 by Westinghouse, RCA acquiring WJZ-AM in 1923, The Bell System, Westinghouse, and RCA jointly creating NBC’s Blue Network in 1926 and making WJZ-AM the flagship Station of the Blue Network; Edward Noble acquiring the Blue Network from RCA and NBC in 1945 and renaming it the American Broadcasting Company (ABC), Leonard Goldenson coming on board as the President of ABC in 1953, and orchestrating the merger between ABC and Paramount’s Movie Theater Division that same year; American Broadcasting-Paramount Theatres, Inc. formally changing it’s name to American Broadcasting Companies, Inc. in July, 1965; WJZ-AM-FM and TV taking the WABC-AM-FM and TV call letters in 1953, Harold “Hal” Neal being promoted by ABC from WXYZ-AM in Detroit to being the President of the whole, entire Radio Division of ABC in 1972, WABC-AM abandoning much of the Network Radio Programming and the Middle Of The Road format in 1960 in order to take it’s coveted Top 40 format, Hal Neal (whose time at WXYZ-AM dates back to the time of it’s applying all that he had applied to WXYZ-AM to make WABC-AM equally, if not more successful in New York City; Hal Neal hiring Richard “Rick” Sklar to work as the Program Director of WABC-AM upon it taking the Top 40 format, Disc Jockeys Dan Ingram and Ron Lundy being hired by Rick Sklar from WIL-AM in St. Louis, Missouri to work as a couple of the Disc Jockeys at WABC-AM, Chuck Leonard, Herb Oscar Anderson, Frank Kingston Smith, Bob Dayton, Harry Harrison, Bruce Morrow “Cousin Brucie”, Johnny Donovan, Bob Lewis, Roby Yonge, Jim Nettleton, George Michael, Bob Cruz (a protégé of Dan Ingram), Charlie Greer, Bill Owen, Jay Reynolds, Les Marshak, Fred Hall, Mike McKay, Sturgis Griffin, Howard Hoffman, Steve O’Brien, and Elizabeth “Liz” Kiley being a few of the many more Disc Jockeys that would work at WABC-AM prior to it taking the News/Talk format in 1982; Fred Foy of WXYZ-AM and the Radio Programs it created prior to ABC acquiring it in 1946-“The Lone Ranger”, “The Green Hornet”, and “Sergeant Preston Challenge Of The Yukon” working as an Announcer at WABC-AM by this time, Louisiana native Winston “Win” Lloyd working as the Chief Engineer of WABC-AM, Jerry Zeller, Frank D’Elia, and William “Bill” Mozer working as a couple more of the many Engineers that have worked at WABC-AM, Glenn Morgan, and even later, Al Brady succeeding Rick Sklar as the Program Director of WABC-AM; ABC using Howard Cosell and Lou Boda to provide the Sports Reports on WABC-AM, John Rook of ABC’s other AM Stations KQV-AM in Pittsburgh and WLS-AM in Chicago being summoned by Hal Neal and Leonard Goldenson to travel to New York City to fill in for the Disc Jockeys and Engineers who were on strike in 1967, and Leonard Goldenson later rewarding John Rook with a $10,000 Bonus and a Letter of Appreciation for helping to keep WABC-AM on the air while the staff Disc Jockeys and Engineers were on strike; and Joanne Brancale and Rosemarie Ochiogrosso having both worked as a couple of the Engineering Department Secretaries at WABC-AM are all more important than Paul Teutul Sr’s siblings and the Teutul childrens’ paternal Aunts and Uncles listening to WABC-AM just to get their Top 40 fix.

http://www.nyradionews.com/wabc/picture.gallery.html

http://www.nyradionews.com/wabc/more.picture.gallery.html

Archive of WXYZ-AM, and later ABC Radio Network Programs “The Lone Ranger”, “The Green Hornet”, and “Sergeant Preston Challenge Of The Yukon” that Harold “Hal” Neal had provided voiceovers for during the late 1940’s:

https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/actors/hal-neal

See also: A Post On His Own Blog That One Of My Friends, Former NBC Radio Executive Walter Sabo Wrote About Our Mutual Friend And Former ABC Radio Executive Allen Shaw, ABC Personnel Leonard Goldenson And Harold “Hal” Neal, And About Radio Managers, Program Directors, And Disc Jockeys Willard Lochridge, Larry Berger, And Jim Kerr.

All of the above about WPLJ are also more important than all of the Teutul children listening to WPLJ-FM to get their Current Hit Radio fix after Larry Berger had switched WPLJ from the Album Oriented Rock format Allen Shaw had installed, to succeeding it’s AM parent WABC-AM for the Top 40/Current Hit Radio audience in the New York City market; by switching WPLJ itself to the Top 40/CHR format in 1983, briefly switching WPLJ to an Urban Contemporary format and changing the call letters to WWPR in the process during the years 1987-1988, before changing the format back to Top 40/CHR, and the call letters back to WPLJ in 1988.

Video with Audio only of an Aircheck of WPLJ from August, 1983 of Larry Berger explaining his decision to change the format of WPLJ from the Album Oriented Rock format that Allen Shaw had installed a decade earlier; to Top 40/Current Hit Radio:

Those of you who are interested in the history of ABC Radio may purchase from Barnes & Noble, a copy of a Book that I wrote, utilizing information and images compiled by my friend and former ABC Radio Executive Allen Shaw:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/memories-of-abc-radio-matthew-parij/1140918112?ean=9785983203235

The history of Malrite Corporation, and WHTZ-FM are more important than all of the Teutul children listening to WHTZ-FM in order to get their Current Hit Radio fix. Ohio-based Malrite Communications had acquired WVNJ-FM in 1983, and had sadly; ditched it’s pleasant Jazz format in favor of the awful Top 40/Current Hit Radio format, and changed the call letters to WHTZ-FM in the process.

Pictures from a time I had visited the Studio of one of Malrite’s original Radio Stations, WTTF-AM; in the Town of Tiffin, Ohio (no connection to the family that founded the Motorhome coachbuilder that is now owned by Thor Industries, Tiffin Motorhomes):

I don’t care for the Top 40, Progressive Rock, Album-Oriented Rock, Alternative Rock, Urban Contemporary, and Hip-Hop Radio formats. I also don’t like males having long hair, including Michael Joseph Teutul, and WHTZ-FM Disc Jockeys Chris Jagger and Elvis Duran:

And also, George McFly; who had worked at CBS owned and operated WBBM-FM in Chicago after CBS had sadly, ditched the pleasant Adult Contemporary format in favor of Mike Joseph’s “Hot Hits” Top 40 format, and even later; adopting a Mainstream Top 40 format. Like Paul Teutul Sr., his sons, and his nephew Matthew Teutul; George McFly also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Paul Teutul Sr. and his sons each need to comprehend how much more important the history of NBC Radio is than Motorcycles, Sports, and Fitness.

Including a mutual friend of both Allen Shaw and I, Walter Sabo; having been haired into NBC by Fred Silverman; Walter being tasked in converting WNBC-FM/WNWS-FM into WYNY-FM; and crafting for WYNY the Adult Contemporary format as we know it today and since more recent times, converting the KNBC-FM/KNBR-FM in San Francisco into KYUU-FM, and installing what would later be known as the Hot Adult Contemporary format; converting the former WMAQ-FM in Chicago into WKQX-FM, installing an Album Rock format, and hiring Robert “Bob” Pittman (currently the CEO of Clear Channel/IHeart Communications as of the time of writing this post) as the Program Director of WKQX; converting WRC-FM in Washington D.C into WKYS-FM, installing the Urban Contemporary format, and also hiring Donnie Simpson in the process; WYNY-FM being one of the very first FM Stations to ever go on the air; with NBC having originally put it on the air in 1940 with the call letters W2XWG, then with the WEAF-FM call letters from 1944-1946, then with the WNBC-FM call letters the first time around 1946-1954, then with the WRCA-FM call letters (as the call letters of WNBC-AM and TV were also changed to WRCA at this time) from 1954-1960, the call letters of the AM, FM, and Television Stations being changed back to WNBC in 1960, the call letters of the FM Station later being changed to WNWS in 1975, and then you changed the call letters to WYNY effective January 1, 1977.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/adult-contemporary-successthank-you-fred-silverman-walter-sabo

https://www.mediavillage.com/article/radios-adult-contemporary-success-thank-fred-silverman/print/

http://www.ohms.com/kyuu0.htm

The Teutul family also needs to consider the facts that NBC, at one time; had owned and operated WKYC-AM-FM-TV in Cleveland, Ohio; NBC’s Stations in Cleveland were the subject of a scandal between them and the KYW Stations in Philadelphia, NBC wanted the Stations in Philadelphia because of it being a much larger market than Cleveland, NBC had strong-armed Westinghouse (Group W) in the deal that would result in the KYW call letters being used for what became for the time being, Westinghouse’s Stations in Cleveland, while NBC had gained the Stations in Philadelphia, changing the call letters of the Stations in Philadelphia to WRCV-AM-TV (to stand for RCA and NBC’s Victor Records Division) in the process, before the FCC and the Securities & Exchange Commission had both investigated this deal between NBC and Westinghouse, and they had discovered that NBC had both blackmailed and strong-armed Westinghouse into the deal, with NBC threatening to pull their Television affiliations to Westinghouse’s WBZ-TV in Boston, KYW-TV in Philadelphia, and KPIX-TV in San Francisco if Westinghouse did not agree to the deal. Eventually, in 1965; justice had been served on NBC’s part, nine years after the trade had taken place in 1956; where the Cleveland Stations were returned to NBC, and the Philadelphia Stations were returned to Westinghouse. NBC, in the process; had changed the call letters of the Cleveland Stations to WKYC-AM-FM-TV, and the KYW call letters were returned to the Stations in Philadelphia. In 1972, NBC had sold WKYC-AM-FM; while holding onto WKYC-TV until 1990.
WKYC-AM was originally WTAM-AM, NBC had originally purchased this AM Station in 1930, and had put WTAM-FM and WNBK-TV both on the air in 1948. WTAM-FM would eventually become KYW-FM and WKYC-FM, and WNBK-TV would eventually become KYW-TV and WKYC-TV.

As Paul Teutul Sr. and his sons need to comprehend how much more important School Buses are than Motorcycles, they need to ponder over School Bus Coachbuilders Superior going out of business in 1980, Wayne in 1995, Carpenter in 2000; School Bus Coachbuilder being rescued from bankruptcy by then Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton from 1980 and being renamed AmTran in the process, School Bus Coachbuilder Thomas being sold by the descendants of Founder Pearley A. Thomas to a Capital Investment Group in 1989, School Bus Coachbuilder Blue Bird being sold by the founding Luce (pronounced ‘loose’) family in 1989, and changing hands several times until the early 2010’s; and Blue Bird entering the RV Industry in 1963 with the introduction of the Wanderlodge Motorhome, derived from the All American Transit-style School Bus; and have remained in the RV Industry until the late 2000’s.

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These Biker women (two of whom have been employed as School Bus Drivers for the wrong reasons) also need to comprehend how much more important School Buses, themselves are than Motorcycles: The Fact That In The Years Following The Murder Of Her Son Donald Scott “Scotty” Baker, That Ruth Rose Has Become A Biker Woman Not Unlike Warren Consolidated Schools School Bus Drivers Deb Giganic And Candace Imbrunone-Barr Is Unprincipled.

Paul Teutul Sr. and his sons should also put themselves in the shoes of people like myself, who are passionate about School Buses; and visit the website of this person who has cataloged the history of the Fleet of School Buses that were ever owned and operated by his Public School District in West Virginia: https://www.andrewturnbull.net/bus/, and these Electronic Photo Galleries consisting of Photos of School Buses: https://flic.kr/ps/31GXZG, https://flic.kr/g/kCCZW, https://flic.kr/g/sWTVG.

Videos made by people like myself who are passionate about School Buses:

For the same reason that Andrew Turnbull, who is originally from Athens, West Virginia and currently resides in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, had compiled information and photographs of the Fleet of School Buses that were ever owned and operated by his School District in Mercer County, West Virginia, including the individuals who have ever held the position of the Director of Transportation of the School District serving Mercer County, West Virginia, for his website about the Fleet of School Buses that were ever owned and operated by the School District serving Mercer County, West Virginia: https://www.andrewturnbull.net/bus/, I have written a Book under my Pen Name “Wilbur Hay” that is in loving memory of one of my friends, the late John Gregory Roeck, Director Emeritus of Warren Consolidated Schools (a Public School District serving the Detroit suburbs of Warren, Sterling Heights, and Troy, Michigan. You may purchase a copy of this Book from Barnes & Noble:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-i-wish-things-had-been-in-the-1980s-and-1990s-and-the-reality-of-how-things-were-in-the-late-1990s-and-beyond-21-wilbur-hay/1143270463?ean=9784618584787

I have also gathered historical photographs of School Buses that were ever in the Fleet and owned and operated by Warren Consolidated Schools. I have published a book containing these photographs under my Pen Name “Wilbur Hay”. You may also purchase a copy of this Book from Barnes & Noble:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-i-wish-things-had-been-in-the-1980s-and-1990s-and-the-reality-of-how-things-were-in-the-late-1990s-and-beyond-21-wilbur-hay/1146194470?ean=9785982850690

John Roeck being born in 1948 (see post John Roeck & Jeannette Wesolowski) is not only more important than Paul Teutul Sr. having been born in 1949, but also one of the relatives that I never, ever, ever meant to have anything to do with also being born in 1949: https://www.lynchandsonsclawson.com/obituaries/Daniel-J-Sienkiewicz?obId=37920830.

Maryland Public Television (MPT) Employee, one-time consultant for a firm on Wall Street in New York City, Producer of the Television Program “Wall Street Week” with Louis Rukeyser, and Creator and Host of the Television Program “Motorweek” since it’s inception in 1981-John Henry David having been born in 1949, NASCAR Team Owner Rick Hendrick having been born in 1949, fellow NASCAR Team Owner Richard Childress having been born in 1945, Dolly Parton having been born in 1946, Dolly’s sister Stella having also been born in 1949, and Children’s Author Marc Brown also having been born in 1946; are also more important than Paul Teutul Sr. having been born in 1949, but also one of the relatives that I never, ever, ever meant to have anything to do with also being born in 1949: https://www.lynchandsonsclawson.com/obituaries/Daniel-J-Sienkiewicz?obId=37920830.

Also, as is the case with all of the relatives that I’ve never, ever meant to have anything to do with; not only have the Teutul family should have always been barred from hosting dress-up family gatherings; but the Teutul family should have also been barred from having socially normal family gatherings with close, extended family; period. See earlier post: Nightmare That I Had Recently Regarding My Mother’s Entire Family Being In My Presence.

As is the case with NHL Player Derek Morris (see this earlier post: One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse) magical vampires shall bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of the male members of the Teutul family; in addition to grabbing, twisting, and squeezing their torsos and abs. Also, as is the case with Derek Morris; these magical vampires will find the musculature of the male members of the Teutul family to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

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Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of fellow NHL Players Shane Doan and his son Josh, Cale Hulse, Martin LaPointe, Ryane Clowe, Darren McCarty, Steve Begin, Mike Fisher, Kirk Maltby, Kristopher Draper, Steve McKenna, Rod Brind’Amour, Ethan Moreau, Matthew Knies, and David Perron. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these fellow NHL Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of MLB Players Mark Hendrickson, Steve Pearce, Chris Davis, Ryan Goins, Chad Gaudin, Billy Koch, Kevin Millar, Justin Masterson, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Tyler Collins, Reed Johnson, Clint Barmes, Albert Pujols, Adam Wainwright, Kyle McClellan, Matt Holliday, Tim Hudson, Ben McDonald, and Gabe Kapler. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these MLB Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of NBA Players Scot Pollard, Troy Murphy, Bill Wennington, Jim McIlviane, Matt Geiger, Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, Jamie Feick, Sean Marks, Jason Kidd, Greg Foster, Donny Marshall, Sean Marks, Blake Ahearn, Mark Pope, Brian Scalabrine, brothers Pau and Marc Gasol; and brothers Brent, Jon, Drew, Richard Francis “Scooter” Barry IV, and Canyon Berry. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these NBA Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of NFL Players Tom Brady, each of the five Gronkowski brothers, Aaron Rodgers, Patrick Justin McAfee, Ben Roethlisberger, A.J Hawk, Robert Joseph Carpenter, Chad Greenway, J.J Watt, Claw Matthews, A.O Shipley, Matt Ryan, Jay Cutler, Coy Wire, Ben Leber, Rex Burkhead, Chad Bratzke, Brian Hartline, brothers Chris and Troy Maragos, and brothers Bruce and Gino Gradkowski. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these NFL Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, brothers Herman “Hermie” and Elliott Sadler, Matt Kenseth and his son Ross, Carl Edwards, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Casey Mears, Regan Smith, Johnny Sauter, A.J Allmendinger, Parker Kligerman, Gary Klutt, and Austin and Tyler Dillon. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these modern NASCAR Drivers to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of modern Indy Car Drivers Josef Newgarden, James Hinchcliffe, Robert Wickens, and Conor Daly. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these modern Indy Car Drivers to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of modern Formula One Drivers Jenson Button, Nick Heidfeld, Lewis Hamilton, and Kimi Räikkönen. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these Formula One Drivers to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of Drag Racer Matt Hagan, and Drag Racer and Television Personality Bruno Massel. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of both of these Drag Racers to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of Television Personalities known as “The Property Brothers, Mike Holmes Jr., Mark Bowe, Chip Wade, and Anthony “Ant” Anstead. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of these Television Personalities to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of modern Actors nd brothers Chris and Scott Evans, brothers Mark and Donnie Wahlberg, first cousins Stephen and Robbie Amell, Daniel Henney, Jason Momoa, Gary Nohealii, Sean Faris, Ian Somerhalder, Justin Hartley, Chris Carmack, Justin Bruening, Ian Somerhalder, Jensen Ackles, Kaleti Williams, Paul Wesley, Derek Theler, Charlie Hunnam, Chris Pratt, Joe Manganiello, Rusty Joiner, John Krasinski, Milo Ventimiglia, Marc Blucas, Jake Gyllenhaal, David Chokachi, and Jaason Simmons. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these modern Actors to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

After these magical vampires finish biting, chewing, teething, grabbing, twisting, and squeezing the musculature of the male members of the Teutul family, and all of these other aforementioned muscular males would each become obese, overweight, and maybe, perhaps; a sense of ethics and traditional values will be instilled into them all.

After these magical vampires finish biting and teething on the heads of these aforementioned NHL, NBA, NFL, and MLB Players; in addition to these aforementioned modern NASCAR, Indy Car, and Formula One Drivers, Drag Racers, and modern Actors who have Buzzed or Shaved heads; they would have a full head of hair, and they would begin to wear the same hairstyle as myself, with bangs covering their foreheads.

Why has the Teutul family wanted to create lives for themselves in Hell, have always wanted to work careers in industries that put themselves in Hell, and have always wanted to give birth to odd amounts of children?

-Matthew Parij

Also, see these earlier posts: The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern NASCAR Driver Kasey Kahne, And Modern Formula 1 Driver Jenson Button, The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern Formula 1 Driver Nick Heidfeld, And Modern NASCAR Drivers Kevin Harvick And Matt Kenseth, The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern NASCAR Driver Casey Mears, The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern NASCAR Driver Elliott Sadler, More Of The Things The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With The “Property Brothers”, The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern NASCAR Driver Denny Hamlin, The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Drag Racer and Television Personality Bruno Massel, and the Television Personalities on the Cable Channels HGTV and DIY/Magnolia Network Mike Holmes Jr., Mark Bowe, and Brian McCourt; More Of The Things The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With The “Property Brothers”.

As not only Children’s Book Author Marc Brown, the creator of the character Arthur and Author of the Arthur franchise of Children’s Books, but also his wife Laurene “Laurie” Krasny-Brown are more important than the Teutul family, and all of the relatives that I have never, ever meant to have anything to do with-my mother’s entire family; but my father’s entire family are also more important than the Teutul family, and my mother’s entire family; my cousin and cousin-in-law, one of the founders and a couple of the many Authors of the Choose Your Own Adventure series of Children’s Books; Ray “R.A” Montgomery and his second wife Shannon Gilligan are especially more important than the Teutul family, and my mother’s entire family.

The namesake of the Village and the Town that are both named Montgomery, Orange County, New York (where many of the Teutul family’s businesses have been based); Major Richard Montgomery, who at first, had served in the British Army, and later switched his allegiance to the Continental Army during the Colonial period of the United States of America; is a distant relative to my cousin-in-law Ray “R.A” Montgomery. Major Richard Montgomery is also the namesake of Montgomery County, New York; located in the Troy-Schenectady-Albany area in New York State.

See this earlier post regarding Marc and Laurie Brown, Shannon Gilligan, and Ray “R.A” Montgomery: Marc Brown, An Affable Person Towards Yours Truly, The Owner Of This Very Blog; And An Occasional Colleague Of Shannon And Ray (A Cousin And A Cousin-In-Law Of The Owner Of This Blog, Who Are Also One Of The Founders, And A Couple Of The Authors Of The Choose Your Own Adventure Series Of Children’s Books) Has Recently Sold His House And Property On Martha’s Vineyard; Off The Coast Of Mainland Massachusetts.

If you’re interested in reading a transcription that goes into great detail about how much more important my father’s family is to me than my mother’s family, and how I’ve always felt spiritually closer to my father’s family than to my mother’s family, feel free to purchase a Copy from Barnes & Noble about a Book that I wrote using both my actual name as the Author, and under my Pen Name/Alter Ego “Wilbur Hay” that is inspired by the late Japanese Book Author Kimifusa Abe (whose Pen Name is Kōbō Abe), who believed that normal, daily life is just a façade; while fantasy is the genuine reality. Kobo Abe was born in 1924, had spent his childhood and adolescent years in Japanese-occupied Manchuria; and had passed away in January, 1993 at the age of 68:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-exploration-of-and-influence-by-kobo-abes-literary-works-wilbur-hay/1148032795?ean=9780258059791