Not too long ago, I had written a post about Former NASCAR Driver Todd Kluever
I share this same concern with Todd Kleuver over what could happen to my own vehicle collection once I pass away someday.
Category: NASCAR
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I am very happy that Carl Edwards is retiring from his position as a stock car driver.
All along, Carl Edwards should have been transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
Carl Edwards should have also been barred from doing his ridiculous backflips all along.
See this earlier post about Carl Edwards’ hometown of Columbia, Missouri for more information.
Carl Edwards’s Hometown Of Columbia, Missouri
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Carl Edwards should have also been barred from owning motorcycles all along.
See this earlier post Carl Edwards, Matt Kenseth, Jimmie Johnson; And Kasey Kahne’s Love For Motorcycles for more information.
Carl Edward’s best friend John Cena, a Football player and a Wrestler; should also be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
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I do not like NASCAR driver Martin Truex Jr. playing icky, yucky Ice Hockey.
Martin Truex Jr. should realize just how much more important School Buses, Amateur/Ham Radio; and Commercial Radio And Television are than Ice Hockey.
In fact, Martin Truex Jr. should comprehend just how much more important the automotive world as a whole is than the world of sports and fitness.
Also, I don’t like Martin Truex Jr. playing video games.
See earlier post Video Games for more information.
Martin Truex Jr. has never seemed to what you might call ageing gracefully, because Martin Truex Jr.’s hair has seemed to turn gray at a fairly young age.
Hopefully, Martin Truex Jr. dyes his head and facial hair to help alleviate this one sign of ageing.
For those of you who have been following this blog for a while, you know how I feel about NASCAR driver Casey Mears. GEICO Insurance Television Commercial With NASCAR Driver Casey Mears
Like any other NASCAR driver, Martin Truex Jr. should also be barred from ever dressing to the nines.
Photo of Martin Truex Jr. and his brother Ryan:
Nothing wrong with Martin Truex Jr. competing in the International Race Of Champions.
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It’s nice to see Greg Biffle and Bobby Allison working together at a charity event.
It’s such a shame that NASCAR is no longer the way it used to be during Bobby Allison’s heyday.
Including and especially NASCAR’s recent logo change.
See this earlier post NASCAR’s New Logo And Identity for more information.
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I like the amount of property that Clint Bowyer owns that consists of his farm, though I prefer to live on this large of a plot of land and not have a farm.
I could never see myself owning and running a farm and being responsible for the animals and the produce.
Clint Bowyer is already living the life, and has been so for years now; of the life that my parents, I, and my paternal grandmother should have been living for years now, sans the farm.
Home That We Could Purchase In Early Life And Continuous Livelihood
Clint Bowyer is also living the life every car guy should live, and is one of the few sensible NASCAR drivers in this day in age; along with Greg Biffle and Tony Stewart in the plethora of many other modern NASCAR drivers who don’t have any interest in cars, have their jobs because they couldn’t become stick and ball athletes; and are the driving force in the change and modernization of NASCAR and making the organization as appealing to the average person as icky yucky Basketball, Baseball, Football; and Ice Hockey all are to the average person.
Clint Bowyer and myself would rather that NASCAR had clung on to it’s old ways that they had from the 1970’s to the dawn of the 21st Century.
See this earlier post about Clint Bowyer for more information.
Clint Bowyer Wishing He Could Race In The Better Times Of NASCAR
Just as I like the fact that Tony Stewart owns a Cadillac-branded B-platform car converted into a hearse, I also like the fact that Clint Bowyer owns this same car converted into a limousine.
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I’ve had nightmares about not only Clint Bowyer sporting a ridiculous Undercut haircut these days, but also him not minding getting dirt and mud all over himself whenever he is riding a dirtbike or racing in a Sprint Car or Late-Model Dirt car.
Clint Bowyer and his brothers Andy and Casey would be better off sitting at home in front of the television watching Rick Steves than riding dirtbikes or racing in a Sprint Car or Late-Model Dirt car.
Clint Boywer dressing to the nines just gives me shivers.
Instead of dressing to the nines and attending any dress-up social event; Clint Bowyer should just hop on a School Bus and and ponder over the chassis that the School Bus is on, the engine and transmission that the School Bus chassis has, the reputation of the body manufacturer; and the fact that driving a School Bus or any other Medium-Duty truck delivers a sheer pleasure that just can’t be experienced by driving a Passenger Car or a Light Truck.
Or, maybe Rick Steves would be willing to give Clint Bowyer and his brothers a ride in a T3 Transporter/Vanagon or a T4 Transporter/EuroVan; and allow the Bowyer brothers to experience the feeling that only a European vehicle can provide.
The T3 pictured below looks nearly identical to the one that Rick and Steve Smith had co-owned, sans the retractable Westfalia roof. This van was later destroyed, and was totaled as a result of Rick being in the wrong place at the wrong time; a demonstration that German students were holding, and have felt compelled to destroy this van.
These are Clint Bowyer’s normal hairstyles, not the ridiculous Undercut haircut:
Last, Clint Bowyer is a car guy. He can do better than that ridiculous Undercut haircut, dressing to the nines; starting a family, and having 2 children.
Clint Bowyer sporting that ridiculous Undercut haircut and dressing to the nines is like the vampire had gotten a hold of him and turned him into a sinister person.
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I am not happy that NASCAR has adopted a new logo and is trying to forge a new identity.
Just like how I am not happy with the ways that NASCAR has had since the dawn of the 21st Century.
NASCAR should continue to be engulfed and embossed in the culture that has made it what it is since antiquity (well, actually; since R.J Reynolds began sponsoring what was then called the Winston Cup and is now called the Sprint Cup beginning in 1971).
NASCAR should continue to be run by car enthusiasts for car enthusiasts, rather than trying to be as appealing as mainstream sports (icky, yucky Basketball, Football, Baseball; and Hockey), not employing drivers and pit crew members who had originally aspired to become ball-playing athletes but wound up becoming a stock car driver or a pit crew member instead, and don’t really want to be working there; but are because they have to. The pit crew members should continue to be full-time mechanics acting as part-time pit crews.
It also should continue to not matter if a potbellied, unathletic person serves as a driver or a member of the pit crew.
Although I am not fond of drugs and alcohol, as a traditionalist NASCAR fan-the sponsors should continue to be usually drug, alcohol; and tobacco companies, petroleum companies such as Mobil, Marathon, Quaker State, Pennzoil, and Valvoline; and auto part chains such as Checkers and Autoworks, sometimes companies like Kodak, Coca-Cola, and Hawaiian Punch (for many years a non-drug subsidiary of R.J Reynolds); and not odd things like promoting up and coming movies, cartoon characters, and such.
The fan base of NASCAR should continue to be dominated by car enthusiasts from the north and west, and Rednecks and Southern Belles from the Southeastern part of the country.
A NASCAR race that isn’t televised on CBS just doesn’t seem right. Watching a CBS-televised race just seemed to give you an anodyne feeling. No other television network or cable channel has ever done as good of a job of televising a NASCAR race as CBS-past, present; and future.
See this earlier post Why NASCAR Should Continue To Be The Same As It Was From The 1970’s-1990’s And Why CBS Sports Should Continue To Have The Rights To NASCAR for more information.
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Just like how I don’t like any other modern NASCAR driver getting married, having children, and starting families; I am not happy with Dale Earnhardt Jr. getting married on New Years Eve, December 31, 2016.
If you’ve been following this blog for a long time, you know I loathe NASCAR changing with the times, trying to be as appealing to the average person as (icky, yucky) Basketball; (icky, yucky) Football; (icky, yucky) Baseball; and (icky, yucky) Hockey. And NASCAR should forevermore remain the same as it was from the 1970’s up until the crack of the 21st Century.
Like any other modern NASCAR driver, Dale Earnhardt Jr. should be barred from dressing to the nines.
Dale Jr. was a rambunctious child and teenager, he was not his father Dale Sr.’s favorite child; and Dale Sr.’s other child Kelley was his favorite child.
Dale Jr. should realize that Basketball, Gridiron Football, and Soccer/Association Football; like any other sport; is icky and yucky.
Dale Jr. should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.
See these earlier posts for more information:
Modern NASCAR Drivers Starting Families And Giving Birth To Children
More Regarding NASCAR Driver Brian Scott
More Bad Dreams And Nightmares About NASCAR Drivers
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If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you know about how I dislike modern NASCAR drivers being athletic, being into sports and fitness; and being purveyors of change in NASCAR. One example of this change being many of these modern drivers being a driving force in trying to make NASCAR as appealing as (icky, yucky) Basketball; (icky, yucky) Football; (icky, yucky) Baseball; and (icky, yucky) Hockey.
You’re also aware of how NASCAR drivers Kevin Harvick, Elliott Sadler, Denny Hamlin, Kasey Kahne, Matt Kenseth, Casey Mears; and Johnny Sauter are all sordid Basketball guys.
NASCAR STAR KASEY KAHNE ATTENDS PHOENIX SUNS GAME – Phoenix International Raceway
Further Examples Of How I Loathe Modern NASCAR Drivers Being Athletic
Once Again, Another Reminder Of How Icky And Yucky Basketball, Or Any Other Sport Is
Below is another example of how Kasey Kahne is a sordid Basketball guy.
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A while ago, I have written a post about a part in the Arthur movie for adults where Muffy would be asked by Kevin Harvick and his wife DeLana to babysit their son Keelan.
And that Muffy would take Keelan to a clothing store, buy him sweatpants; take him to a family restroom located within the mall, change him out of the blue jeans that his father Kevin would have him wearing and put him in the sweatpants that Muffy had just purchased for him; and then take Keelan to the barbershop within the mall to get him an ordinary male haircut with his bangs entirely covering his forehead.
If Mary Alice “Muffy” Crosswire From The Arthur Movie For Adults Babysat Kevin Harvick’s Son Keelan
Kevin Harvick and his son Keelan should both be barred from wearing their hair like the model in the video below receiving a haircut:
It’s just like how Kevin Harvick, along with many other modern NASCAR drivers; should be barred from playing any icky, yucky sports; should realize just how much more important and more interesting the automotive world and the world of amateur/ham radio and commercial radio and television all are than the world of sports and fitness.
And that NASCAR should return to its old ways that it had from the 1970’s up until the crack of the 21st Century, where it was by car guys for car guys, it didn’t try to be as appealing as icky, yucky Basketball; icky, yucky Football; icky, yucky Baseball; and icky, yucky Hockey. And drivers didn’t have these jobs because being a racing driver was the only other thing they knew how to do because they couldn’t become a stick and ball athlete; and it didn’t matter if a driver and/or members of the pit crew were fat and overweight.
I, along with both of Arthur’s parents, Jane & David; would get very angry and ticked off at Kevin Harvick being this teenager in the early 1990’s who played every sport known to man, is highly into fitness; eats whatever is on his plate, and always had to wear this awful haircut that he still seems to wear to this day, and also seems to get his son Keelan. Then, I, along with Jane & David would force Kevin Harvick to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music. And then we’d attempt to rub the field of amateur radio, the field of commercial radio and television into Kevin Harvick; and also rub School Buses into Kevin Harvick.
Last, Kevin Harvick should also be barred from ever dressing to the nines.
Below is Kevin Harvick’s photo that was taken of him during his Senior year in High School, wearing the same awful haircut then as he does now.
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If you’ve been following this post for a while, not only I am not fond of NASCAR’s modern ways; I’m also not fond of modern NASCAR drivers beginning their Winston Cup careers as single men and then getting married, having children; and starting families.
I wasn’t happy with Clint Bowyer getting married and giving birth to his son Cash. Now, I’m not happy with Clint Bowyer and his wife giving birth to their daughter.
Clint Bowyer should continue to be in the mindset that cars, trucks; and farm equipment come first before family.
This is the only recent move on Clint Bowyer’s part that I support:
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Arthur about NASCAR driver Mark Martin’s amateur racing memories in the Ozarks, and his induction into both the NASCAR Hall Of Fame and the Ozarks Area Racers Foundation Hall of Fame.
At least Mark Martin wasn’t fit and muscular as of the time this picture of him was taken during his amateur racing days, in 1977 to be exact.
https://speedsport.com/nascar/sprint-cup-nascar/mark-martin-ozark-racing-memories/
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