One Of The Founders Of The Social Media Website Twitter, Jack Patrick Dorsey; As Of The Time Of Writing This Post; Has An Awful Buzzcut Haircut, And A Scary And Ridiculous Long Beard.
Jack Dorsey should be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, or with one of those newfangled Electric Shavers that are designed, engineered, and built specifically for Head Shaving; any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair, and a long, scraggly full facial Beard.
See also this earlier post: Young, Radical Males That Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream; And In Some Cases, Have Full Facial Beards-Whether They Are Neatly Groomed, Or Are Long And Scraggly.
Jack Dorsey should instead be forced to have a full head of hair, and wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering his forehead. I would also definitely prefer it if Jack Dorsey not have a long, scraggly, full facial Beard.
Matthew Parij 
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