If Modern NASCAR Driver Denny Hamlin’s Father Dennis Hamlin Was Really A Good Father, The Elder Hamlin Would Have Discouraged His Son From Ever Getting Into Sports And Fitness (Including Basketball, And Being A Part Of The Modernization Of The PGA Tour And The Sport Of Golf), Would Have Never Allowed His Son To Get A Buzzcut or Undercut Haircut, Neither He Nor His Son Would Have Ever Been Involved In Their Community, His Son Would Have Never Been Modern, His Son Would Have Never Foregone The Ways, Customs, And Tradition Of His Ancestors, His Son Would Never Associate With People Close To His Age, He And His Son Would Never Associate With Close Extended Family, And Would Only Associate With Distant Extended Family; He Would Take His Son Out Of School At Any Given Day During The Week To Take Him To Car Dealerships; He Would Instill Into His Son The Fact That People Like Rusty Wallace And Sterling Marlin Forevermore Belong In NASCAR, And Not Basketball Players Like His Son, He Would Instill Into His Son How Much More Important Automobiles Are Than Sports And Fitness, He Would Discourage His Son From Eating At Home Together As A Family, And Take His Son Out To Eat More Often Than Not; And He Would Cause His Son To Be Fat And Overweight.
Denny Hamlin’s father Dennis Hamlin had passed away from being caught in a House Fire on December 30, 2025.
Matthew Parij 
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