A British Association Football/Soccer Player who should not only be prohibited from having long hair or shaving his head with a Razor and Shaving Cream but also needs to be transformed from a fit and muscular physique to an overweight and obese condition. Additionally, he must understand the greater importance of Automobiles, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, as well as Commercial Broadcast Radio and Television, compared to Sports and Fitness, including Association Football/Soccer.

Magical Vampires shall bite, chew, and teethe on this Association Football/Soccer Player’s muscular arms and legs, and grab, twist, and squeeze his torso and abs. These Magical Vampires are likely to find this Association Football/Soccer Player’s musculature to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.