Besides The Fact That It’s A Shame That The Meijer Chain Of Big Box Stores Is Going Downhill, And Is Going Down The Same Detestable Path As Sam Walton’s Wal-Mart Chain Of Big Box Stores; It’s Also A Shame That The Meijer Chain Of Big Box Stores Is Carrying Strange Products By Startup Companies Intended For Young, Radical People; And Newfangled Variants Of Traditional, Established Businesses And Items Intended For Young, Radical People; Such As, For Instance; The Old Spice Line Of Toiletries.

The Meijer chain of Big Box Stores should forevermore the way they were as of the times their Marketing Department had commissioned the production of these Television Commercials: