NFL and Arena American Football Player and Coach Matt Nagy not only needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but Matt Nagy also needs to comprehend how much more important Automobiles, School Buses, Farm and Utility Tractors, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, and Commercial Broadcast Radio and Television all are than Sports and Fitness; including American Football and Basketball.

Matt Nagy should also be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, or shaving his head with a Razor and Shaving Cream; or with one of those newfangled Electric Shavers that are designed and built specifically for Head Shaving, and should instead have a full head of hair, and wear the same hairstyle as yours truly; the owner of this very Blog, with bangs covering his forehead: