Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On The Muscular Arms And Legs Of An Athlete Who Is Better Known For Being A B-Movie Actor, Financier, And Fraudster Of The Entertainment Industry That Is Based In Southern California; By The Name Of Zachary “Zach” Horwoitz; And His High School And College Friends And Business Associates By The Names Of Stefan Cooper, Justin Scheffel, And Jacob “Jake” Wunderlin

Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On The Muscular Arms And Legs Of An Athlete Who Is Better Known For Being A B-Movie Actor, Financier, And Fraudster Of The Entertainment Industry That Is Based In Southern California; By The Name Of Zachary “Zach” Horwoitz; And His High School And College Friends And Business Associates By The Names Of Stefan Cooper, Justin Scheffel, And Jacob “Jake” Wunderlin

https://www.sec.gov/enforcement-litigation/litigation-releases/lr-25973

Zach Horowitz, Stefan Cooper, Justin Scheffel, and Jake Wunderlin should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music.

Magical vampires would also bite and teeth on the Buzzed and Shaved Heads of Zach Horowitz, Stefan Cooper, Justin Scheffel, and Jake Wunderlin.

Not only should Zach Horowitz, Stefan Cooper, Justin Scheffel, and Jake Wunderlin be barred from having Buzzcut haircuts or shaving their heads with a razor and shaving cream, or since more recent times; any one of the Electric Shavers that are designed, engineered, and built specifically for the shaving of the head; but Zach Horowitz and Jake Wunderlin should also be barred from having Undercut Haircuts.

Zach Horowitz, Stefan Cooper, Justin Scheffel, and Jake Wunderlin should instead be forced to have the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering their foreheads:

Zach Horowitz, Stefan Cooper, Justin Scheffel, and Jake Wunderlin should also be barred from dressing to the nines:

I feel very bad for this older person having to tolerate this young, radical person:

Magical vampires shall also chew on the head, and the musculature of Justin Scheffel’s father Doug Scheffel, where he, too will not only become fat and overweight; but Doug Scheffel will also have a full head of hair with the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering his forehead, from that point forward:


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