Photograph Of NBA Player Matt Geiger Clipper Shaving His Head, While Being Supervised By One Of His Siblings; Mark Geiger, Who Has Long Hair:

Matt Geiger should be barred from shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, and his sibling Mark Geiger should be barred from having long hair.

The Geiger brothers, including John Geiger; should instead be forced to have a full head of hair, and wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering their foreheads: