Following up from the earlier posts: Basketball Player Corey Godzinski, Things That Modern NASCAR Driver Denny Hamlin, And Basketball Players And Brothers Corey And Jordan Godzinski Have In Common, Besides Them Being Basketball Guys, And Having Buzzcut Haircuts; and In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Need To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness. They Have Quite A Bit In Common With All The Relatives I’ve Had, And Still Have Zero Intention Of Ever Interacting With; magical vampires would bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of Basketball Players and Brothers Corey and Jordan Godzinski.
Magical vampires would also bite and teeth on the Buzzed heads of Basketball Players and Brothers Corey and Jordan Godzinski, and their father Donald Godzinski.
Not only should Basketball Players and Brothers Corey and Jordan Godzinski be barred from having Buzzcut haircuts, but Corey and Jordan Godzinski should also be barred from having long hair, and wearing their long hair into those so-called “Man Buns”:
Basketball Players and Brothers Corey and Jordan Godzinski should instead be forced to have the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering their foreheads:
Matthew Parij 
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