Following up from the earlier posts: One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse; In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Need To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness. They Have Quite A Bit In Common With All The Relatives I’ve Had, And Still Have Zero Intention Of Ever Interacting With; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern NASCAR Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. NASCAR Remained A Car-Centric Organization, Not Appealing To The Average Person, And Remained Down To Earth; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Formula One Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. Formula One Remained A Car-Centric Organization; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Indy Car Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. The USAC’s Open-Wheel Racing Division, The Indy Racing League, And IndyCar, LLC; Each Remained Car-Centric Organizations.

Magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of MLB Players Mark Hendrickson, Steve Pearce, Chris Davis, Ryan Goins, Chad Gaudin, Billy Koch, Kevin Millar, Justin Masterson, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Tyler Collins, Reed Johnson, Clint Barmes, Albert Pujols, Adam Wainwright, Kyle McClellan, Matt Holliday, Tim Hudson, Ben McDonald, and Gabe Kapler. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these MLB Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these MLB Players to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Afterwards, each of these aforementioned MLB Players would be fat, overweight, and unathletic.

Once these magical vampires were finished dealing with these aforementioned MLB Players, instead of these aforementioned MLB Players having Buzzed or Shaved Heads, or Flattop Haircuts hair any longer; these MLB Players would wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, with bangs covering their foreheads: