Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On The Muscular Arms And Legs Of Several Homicide Detectives And Athletes That Have Been Featured On The Reality Television Program “The First 48”; Causing Them To Become Fat, Overweight, And Unathletic

Following up from the earlier posts: One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse; In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Need To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness. They Have Quite A Bit In Common With All The Relatives I’ve Had, And Still Have Zero Intention Of Ever Interacting With; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern NASCAR Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. NASCAR Remained A Car-Centric Organization, Not Appealing To The Average Person, And Remained Down To Earth; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Formula One Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. Formula One Remained A Car-Centric Organization; Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Indy Car Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. The USAC’s Open-Wheel Racing Division, The Indy Racing League, And IndyCar, LLC; Each Remained Car-Centric Organizations.

Muscular Arms And Legs Of Homicide Detectives And Athletes Of The Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department By The Names Of Matt Frazier, Ronnie Leatherman, Chase Calhoun, Justin Ritter, and Matt Farrell; Daniel Genson and Kevin Leonpacher Of The Atlanta, Georgia Police Department; Glenn Barton, Josh Coleman, and Jeramine Rogers Of The Mobile, Alabama Police Department; Mickey Cohn of the Louisville, Kentucky Police Department, Mark Bundy of the Kansas City, Kansas Police Department; Randy Blackburn and Ryan Jorstad of the Gwinnett County, Georgia Police Department; Mark McCourt of the New Orleans, Louisiana Police Department; Andrew Waldron of the New Orleans, Louisiana Police Department; Ryan Vaught formerly of the New Orleans, Louisiana Police Department, and currently of the Jefferson Parish, Louisiana Sherriff’s Office; Justin Rice formerly of the New Orleans, Louisiana Police Department, and current of the Louisiana State Police; Michael Yeric Of The Dallas, Texas Police Department; and James Cassidy of the Harris County, Texas Sherriff’s Department.

See also: Basketball Player, Baseball Player, Athletic Trainer, Personal Trailer, And Former Homicide Detective With The Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department Who Was Featured On The Reality Television Program “The First 48” Matt Frazier.

Additionally, magical vampires shall also also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of Corporal Kenneth Gillespie of the Homicide Unit of the Mobile, Alabama Police Department; and Sergeants Michael Poppe and Dallas York of the Gwinnett County, Georgia Police Department.

Moreover, magical vampires shall also also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of the late Homicide Detective Jon Lesher of the Louisville, Kentucky Police Department.

These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these aforementioned Homicide Detectives and Athletes to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

Afterwards, each of these aforementioned Homicide Detectives and Athletes would be fat, overweight, and unathletic.

Also, these magical vampires would wave a magic wand at Ryan Jorstad of the Gwinnett County, Georgia Police Department; and Robert Barrere of the New Orleans, Louisiana Police Department; and they would be tattoo-free from that point forward.

Once these magical vampires were finished dealing with these aforementioned Homicide Detectives, instead of these aforementioned Homicide Detectives and Athletes having Buzzed or Shaved Heads, Crewcut or Undercut Haircuts, or having long hair any longer; these NBA Players would wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, with bangs covering their foreheads:


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