Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern NASCAR Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. NASCAR Remained A Car-Centric Organization, Not Appealing To The Average Person, And Remained Down To Earth

Continuing on the topics of these earlier posts: One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse; and In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Need To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness. They Have Quite A Bit In Common With All The Relatives I’ve Had, And Still Have Zero Intention Of Ever Interacting With; magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, brothers Herman “Hermie” and Elliott Sadler, Matt Kenseth and his son Ross, Carl Edwards, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Casey Mears, Regan Smith, Johnny Sauter, A.J Allmendinger, Parker Kligerman, Gary Klutt, and Austin and Tyler Dillon. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these modern NASCAR Drivers to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

These modern NASCAR Drivers became obese, overweight, and unathletic from that point, forward.

Jimmie Johnson became as overweight and obese as his father Gary. See this earlier post regarding Jimmie Johnson’s father Gary: NASCAR Driver Jimmie Johnson’s Father Gary.

NASCAR also went back to the way it was during the good, old days of NASCAR; when CBS Sports still held the Television rights to NASCAR; my friend Ken Squier called the races that CBS Sports had televised; no foreign automakers had any presence in NASCAR, American Football, Basketball, Baseball, Hockey, and Soccer/Association Football did not intermix and intermingle with NASCAR; NASCAR remained a Car-centric organization by Car people for Car people, and did not try to become as appealing to the average person as American Football, Basketball, Baseball, Hockey, and Soccer/Association Football; it did not matter how obese a Driver and a member of the Pit Crew might be; and the Drivers and Pit Crews were down to earth people.

See these earlier posts: Why NASCAR Should Continue To Be The Same As It Was From The 1970’s-1990’s And Why CBS Sports Should Continue To Have The Rights To NASCAR; I Am Deeply Saddened By The Recent Passing (As Of The Time Of Writing This Post) Of My Personal Friend And CBS NASCAR Broadcaster Ken Squier; and More Photos Of Ken Squier And His Radio Station.


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