Continuing on the topics of these earlier posts: One Recent Night, I Had A Nightmare In Which Derek Morris, An NHL Player And Youth Hockey Coach Who Is A Native To The Canadian Province Of Alberta, And Resides In The U.S State Of Arizona; Approached Me And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Me, Similar To The Women With Whom He Has Engaged In Extramarital Affairs While On The Road And Staying In Hotels While Playing In The NHL. He Had Philandered Me As A Result Of His Proclivity For Sexual Intercourse; and In Addition To Them Being White Trash, Reality Television Stars Paul Teutul Sr. And Jr., And Michael Teutul Make Up A Portion Of An Awful Family, They Need To Comprehend How Much More Important The Broadcasting Industry (Including ABC, WABC-AM, WPLJ-FM, And WABC-TV), Station Wagons, School Buses, Tractors, And Electric Fans Are Than Motorcycles, Metalworking, Blacksmithing, Weightlifting, And Bodybuilding; And The Teutul Boys Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Amateur/Ham Radio Is Than Sports And Fitness. They Have Quite A Bit In Common With All The Relatives I’ve Had, And Still Have Zero Intention Of Ever Interacting With; and Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern NASCAR Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. NASCAR Remained A Car-Centric Organization, Not Appealing To The Average Person, And Remained Down To Earth; and Magical Vampires Would Bite, Chew, And Teeth On Modern Formula One Drivers’ Muscular Arms And Legs, Causing Them To Become Fat And Overweight. Formula One Remained A Car-Centric Organization; magical vampires shall also bite, chew, and teeth on the muscular arms and legs of modern Indy Car Drivers Josef Newgarden, James Hinchcliffe, Robert Wickens, and Conor Daly. These magical vampires would also grab, twist, and squeeze their torsos and abs; and these magical vampires will find the musculature of all of these modern Indy Car Drivers to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.

These modern Indy Car Drivers became obese, overweight, and unathletic from that point, forward.

Indy Car went back to the way it was during the good, old days (as of the time the Race in the video below, that was covered by ABC Sports, utilizing some ESPN personnel; took place), remained a Car-centric organization by Car people for Car people, and did not try to become as appealing to the average person as American Football, Basketball, Baseball, Hockey, and Soccer/Association Football; and it did not matter how obese a Driver and a member of the Pit Crew might be.