An Athletic, Adolescent Male With Long Hair Who Should Not Only Be Barred From Having Long Hair, But Also Needs To Comprehend How Much More Important Automobiles, School Buses, Agricultural And Utility Tractors, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, And Commercial Broadcast Radio And Television All Are Than Sports And Fitness:

This Athletic, Adolescent Male should instead be forced to have shorter hair; and wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog, with bangs covering his forehead: