One recent night, I had a nightmare in which Derek Morris, an NHL Player and Youth Hockey Coach who is a native of the Canadian Province of Alberta, and resides in the U.S State of Arizona; approached me and engaged in sexual intercourse with me, similar to the women with whom he has engaged in extramarital affairs while on the road and staying in hotels while playing in the NHL. He had philandered me as a result of his proclivity for sexual intercourse.

Derek Morris, in particular, made an attempt to overwhelm me by stripping off his clothing, rubbing his buzzed or shaved head against me, and revealing his tattoos in addition to his muscular body.
Subsequently, magical vampires intervened; they bit Derek Morris’s buzzed or shaved head, resulting in a complete head of hair. Derek Morris wore the same hairstyle as myself, with bangs enveloping his forehead.
Subsequently, these magical vampires bit, chewed, and teethed on Derek Morris’s muscular arms and legs, as well as grabbed, twisted, and squeezed his torso and abs.
These magical vampires find Derek Morris’s musculature to be tender, juicy, meaty, and plump.
Derek Morris not only became entirely tattoo-free from that point forward, but he also became obese, overweight, and unathletic.

See these earlier posts regarding NHL Player and Youth Hockey Coach Derek Morris: NHL Player Derek Morris Is Finally Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream, Comparing The Razor-Shaved Heads Of NHL Player Derek Morris And MLB Player Steve Pearce To Ensure That Someday, Their Hair Will Grow Back; Comparing The Razor-Shaved Heads Of NHL Player Derek Morris, And MLB Players Steve Pearce And Tyler Collins To Ensure That Someday, Their Hair Will Grow Back; Another Picture, And A Video Of NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Ever Had A Buzzcut Haircut, Or Shaved His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream; Further Evidence That Likewise To Everyone Else That Possesses Tattoos, That NHL Player Derek Morris Needs To Have His Tattoos Removed, And Be Tattoo-Free From That Point Forward; In Addition To Being Barred From Having A Buzzcut Haircut, Or Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream; Nightmare In My Sleep One Night Regarding A Fictional Place Called “Buzzcut Haircut And Shaved Head Land”, Where MLB Players Steve Pearce And Tyler Collins, NHL Player Derek Morris, Modern NASCAR Driver Matt Kenseth’s Son Ross Kenseth, Modern Golfer Ben Crane, And Social Media Influencer And Professional Actor Michael Aaron Ulmer Each Reside; Males Who Have Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream, Such As MLB Players Tyler Collins, Steve Pearce, Brett Gardner, Tim Hudson, Matt Holliday, Chris Iannetta, And Kyle McClellan, NHL Player Derek Morris, NBA Players And Coaches Jason Kidd, Greg Foster, And Donny Marshall; NFL Players And Brothers Bruce And Gino Gradkowski, Brothers Chris And Troy Maragos, And Fellow NFL Players Coy Wire, Hines Ward, Chad Bratzke, Ben Leber, Zack Baun, And Rex Burkhead, Actor And Professional Wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Modern NASCAR Driver Matt Kenseth’s Son Ross Kenseth, And Fellow Professional Wrestlers Steve Austin And Bill Goldberg Should Keep In Mind The Nazi Germans Having Used The Shorn Pieces Of Hair From The Multitudinous Amount Of Innocent People They Had Imprisoned, Tortured, And Executed Within Their Concentration Camps To Make Quilts, Blankets, Military Uniforms, And Other Textiles; Videos That Depict Why Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, And Johnny Sauter; Modern Formula One Driver Jenson Button, NBA Players And Coaches Greg Foster, Jason Kidd, Josh Oppenheimer, And Scot Pollard; NHL Player Derek Morris, And MLB Players Billy Koch, Tim Hudson, Justin Masterson, Dustan Mohr, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, Chad Gaudin, Tyler Collins, And Reed Johnson Should Never Get Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream; NHL Player Derek Morris Better Not Ever Organize Any Charity Head Shaving Events Such As Those Sanctioned By Saint Baldrick’s; For Players And Staff Of The Youth Hockey Teams That He Now Coaches For, That Are Similar To The Charity Head Shaving Events That Were Put On By The Calgary And Boston-Based NHL Teams That He Had Previously Participated In; More Videos That Depict Why Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, And Johnny Sauter; Modern Formula One Driver Jenson Button, NBA Players And Coaches Greg Foster, Jason Kidd, Josh Oppenheimer, And Scot Pollard; NHL Player Derek Morris, And MLB Players Billy Koch, Tim Hudson, Justin Masterson, Dustan Mohr, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, Chad Gaudin, Tyler Collins, And Reed Johnson Should Never Get Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream; Even More Videos That Depict Why Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, And Johnny Sauter; Modern Formula One Driver Jenson Button, NBA Players And Coaches Greg Foster, Jason Kidd, Josh Oppenheimer, And Scot Pollard; NHL Player Derek Morris, And MLB Players Billy Koch, Tim Hudson, Justin Masterson, Dustan Mohr, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, Chad Gaudin, Tyler Collins, And Reed Johnson Should Never Get Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream; and Still More Videos That Depict Why Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, And Johnny Sauter; Modern Formula One Driver Jenson Button, NBA Players And Coaches Greg Foster, Jason Kidd, Josh Oppenheimer, And Scot Pollard; NHL Player Derek Morris, And MLB Players Billy Koch, Tim Hudson, Justin Masterson, Dustan Mohr, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, Chad Gaudin, Tyler Collins, And Reed Johnson Should Never Get Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream.