NHL Player Derek Morris Better Not Ever Organize Any Charity Head Shaving Events Such As Those Sanctioned By Saint Baldrick’s; For Players And Staff Of The Youth Hockey Teams That He Now Coaches For, That Are Similar To The Charity Head Shaving Events That Were Put On By The Calgary And Boston-Based NHL Teams That He Had Previously Participated In.

See these earlier posts regarding Derek Morris: Another Photo Of NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Had A Buzzcut Haircut, NHL Player Derek Morris Is Finally Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream, Comparing The Razor-Shaved Heads Of NHL Player Derek Morris And MLB Player Steve Pearce To Ensure That Someday, Their Hair Will Grow Back; Another Picture, And A Video Of NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Ever Had A Buzzcut Haircut, Or Shaved His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream; The Need For NHL Player Derek Morris And MLB Player Steve Pearce To Consider People Such As Myself Who Are Autistic, Who Don’t Like And Can’t Tolerate Change, And Don’t Want To Accept People And The World Around Them Changing; Further Evidence That Likewise To Everyone Else That Possesses Tattoos, That NHL Player Derek Morris Needs To Have His Tattoos Removed, And Be Tattoo-Free From That Point Forward; In Addition To Being Barred From Having A Buzzcut Haircut, Or Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream; Nightmare In My Sleep One Night Regarding A Fictional Place Called “Buzzcut Haircut And Shaved Head Land”, Where MLB Players Steve Pearce And Tyler Collins, NHL Player Derek Morris, Modern NASCAR Driver Matt Kenseth’s Son Ross Kenseth, Modern Golfer Ben Crane, And Social Media Influencer And Professional Actor Michael Aaron Ulmer Each Reside; I Have Absolutely Zero Tolerance For The Genres, And Sub-Genres Of Music Performed And Recorded By Canadian Hard Rock Bands Who Call Themselves “The Tragically Hip”, and “Nickelback”; And The Australian Hard Rock Band Who Call Themselves “Silverchair”; Which Appeal To People Such As NHL Players Shane Doan, Derek Morris, And Ryane Clowe; Modern NASCAR Drivers Elliott Sadler And Casey Mears, The Property Brothers On The Cable Channel HGTV; And Many Of The Relatives That I Was Never, Ever Meant To Have Anything To Do With; Videos That Depict Why Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, And Johnny Sauter; Modern Formula One Driver Jenson Button, NBA Players And Coaches Greg Foster, Jason Kidd, Josh Oppenheimer, And Scot Pollard; NHL Player Derek Morris, And MLB Players Billy Koch, Tim Hudson, Justin Masterson, Dustan Mohr, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, Chad Gaudin, Tyler Collins, And Reed Johnson Should Never Get Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream; More Videos That Depict Why Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, And Johnny Sauter; Modern Formula One Driver Jenson Button, NBA Players And Coaches Greg Foster, Jason Kidd, Josh Oppenheimer, And Scot Pollard; NHL Player Derek Morris, And MLB Players Billy Koch, Tim Hudson, Justin Masterson, Dustan Mohr, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, Chad Gaudin, Tyler Collins, And Reed Johnson Should Never Get Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream; Still More Videos That Depict Why Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, And Johnny Sauter; Modern Formula One Driver Jenson Button, NBA Players And Coaches Greg Foster, Jason Kidd, Josh Oppenheimer, And Scot Pollard; NHL Player Derek Morris, And MLB Players Billy Koch, Tim Hudson, Justin Masterson, Dustan Mohr, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, Chad Gaudin, Tyler Collins, And Reed Johnson Should Never Get Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream; Even More Videos That Depict Why Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Casey Mears, Brian Vickers, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Regan Smith, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, And Johnny Sauter; Modern Formula One Driver Jenson Button, NBA Players And Coaches Greg Foster, Jason Kidd, Josh Oppenheimer, And Scot Pollard; NHL Player Derek Morris, And MLB Players Billy Koch, Tim Hudson, Justin Masterson, Dustan Mohr, Kevin Youkilis, Brett Gardner, Kyle McClellan, Steve Pearce, Chad Gaudin, Tyler Collins, And Reed Johnson Should Never Get Buzzcut Haircuts, Or Shave Their Heads With A Razor And Shaving Cream; Every Person Born In The Year 1975 And Beyond, Including Modern NASCAR Drivers Kevin Harvick, Jimmie Johnson, Elliott Sadler, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, Carl Edwards, Brian Vickers, Casey Mears, Denny Hamlin, Kasey Kahne; Modern Formula One Drivers Nick Heidfeld And Jenson Button; Modern Indy Car Drivers James Hinchcliffe, Josef Newgarden, Robert Wickens, And Conor Daly; NHL Players Derek Morris, Shane Doan, And Ryane Clowe; MLB Players Steve Pearce, Tyler Collins, Adam Wainwright, And Brett Gardner; NBA Player Scot Pollard, Modern Actors Daniel Henney, Joe Manganiello, And Brothers Chris And Scott Evans; And Neo-Country Music Artist Walker Hayes Should Read This Publication Regarding Amateur/Ham Radio, And Come To Terms With How Much More Important It Is Than Sports And Fitness; Modern NASCAR Drivers Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, Casey Mears, Elliott Sadler, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, Carl Edwards, Brian Vickers, Denny Hamlin, Kasey Kahne, Regan Smith, And Johnny Sauter, Modern Formula One Drivers Nick Heidfeld And Jenson Button; NHL Players Derek Morris, Shane Doan, Martin LaPointe, Ryane Clowe, Cale Hulse, Jason LaBarbera, Tyson Nash, and Steve Begin; NFL Player Tom Brady, And MLB Players Steve Pearce, Mike Fiers, Tyler Collins, Brett Gardner, Kevin Millar, Matt Holliday, Billy Koch, Reed Johnson, Kevin Youkilis, And Reed Johnson; And Personnel With The Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Department By The Names Of Matt Frazier, Chase Calhoun, And Ronnie Leatherman Each Need To Consider The Needs Of People Like Yours Truly, The Owner Of This Very Blog; Who Is A Sclerotic Person, NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Had A Buzzcut Haircut, Still More Regarding NHL Player Derek Morris, Photo Of NHL Player Derek Morris Actually Getting A Buzzcut Haircut, Another Photo Of NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Had A Buzzcut Haircut, More Regarding The Family Of NHL Player Derek Morris, The Time When NHL Player Derek Morris Still Had A Buzzcut Haircut, But Before He Had Any Tattoos; NHL Player Derek Morris Is Finally Shaving His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream, and Another Picture, And A Video Of NHL Player Derek Morris Before He Ever Had A Buzzcut Haircut, Or Shaved His Head With A Razor And Shaving Cream.