Recently (as of the time of writing this post), I’ve had a nightmare in my sleep regarding a fictional place called “Buzzcut Haircut and Shaved Head Land”, where MLB Players Steve Pearce and Tyler Collins, NHL Player Derek Morris, modern NASCAR Driver Matt Kenseth’s son Ross Kenseth, modern Golfer Ben Crane, and Social Media Influencer and Professional Actor Michael Aaron Ulmer each reside.
See this earlier post regarding Social Media Influencer and Professional Actor Michael Ulmer, and his father Michael Walter Ulmer: Actor, Professional Photographer, And Internet Celebrity Michael Ulmer.
See this earlier post regarding modern NASCAR Driver Matt Kenseth and his son Ross Kenseth: The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern Formula 1 Driver Nick Heidfeld, And Modern NASCAR Drivers Kevin Harvick And Matt Kenseth.
Ben Crane, in addition to MLB Players Steve Pearce and Tyler Collins, NHL Player Derek Morris, modern NASCAR Driver Matt Kenseth’s son Ross Kenseth, and Social Media Influencer and Professional Actor Michael Ulmer certainly need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight:
I managed to escape from the fictional place called “Buzzcut Haircut and Shaved Head Land” once I transformed MLB Players Steve Pearce and Tyler Collins, NHL Player Derek Morris, modern NASCAR Driver Matt Kenseth’s son Ross Kenseth, modern Golfer Ben Crane, and Social Media Influencer and Professional Actor Michael Ulmer from each being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, each of them were no longer progressive, dynamic, or athletic; and each of them had a full head of hair with the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering their foreheads:
Matthew Parij 
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