Brothers And Basketball Players Who Need To Be Transformed From Being Fit And Muscular To Being Fat And Overweight, And Also Need To Comprehend How Much More Important Automobiles, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, And Commercial Broadcast Radio And Television All Are Than Sports And Fitness; Including Basketball.

This Brother should also be barred from shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream:

Instead of these brothers having long hair, or shaving their heads with a razor and shaving cream; these brothers should instead wear the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this Blog; with bangs covering their foreheads: