The Furniture Branch Of The Discount Department Store Chain, Value City; Founded By The Schottenstein Family; Running Stupid Commercials Insulting The Proper Styles Of Furniture From The 1980’s And The Early 1990’s, Starring Young, Radical People; And Also Includes A Cheesy Cover Of Cher’s 1989 Song (Single) “If I Could Turn Back Time”.

One has to ask the question: why would the Schottenstein family (of Lithuanian-Jewish ancestry); founders of the Value City Discount Department Store chain, and current operators of Schottenstein Stores; would commission the production of such a stupid Television Commercial, and pay Media Representative Agencies to broker this Television Commercial to Television Stations and Cable Channels throughout the United States.