A Fitness Personal Trainer From Australia, By The Name Of Cameron Byrnes; Not Only Needs To Be Transformed From Being Fit And Muscular To Being Fat And Overweight, But Also Needs To Comprehend How Much More Important Automobiles, Tractors, Electric Fans, Amateur/Ham Radio, And Commercial Broadcast Radio And Television All Are Than Sports And Fitness.

Icky Drugs and so-called “Performance-enhancing Supplements:

Cameron Byrnes should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music:

Last, Cameron Byrnes should be barred from having a Buzzcut Haircut, an Undercut Haircut, a Crewcut Haircut, or Long Hair; and should instead have the same hairstyle as yours truly, the owner of this very Blog; with bangs covering his forehead: