If you’ve been following this Blog for a while, you know that the one and only aspects of Sports that I care about is the Broadcasting aspect of them.

Not too long prior to me writing this very post, I’ve written other posts about How Happy I Am That NBC Sports Is Contemplating (As Of The Time Of Writing This Post) Bidding On Regaining The Television Rights To The NBA For The First Time Since 2002, and How Happy I Am That NBC Sports Is Regaining The Television Rights To The NBA For The First Time Since 2002.

During instances of amusement, Modern NASCAR Drivers Kevin Harvick, Jimmie Johnson, Elliott Sadler, Matt Kenseth And His Son Ross, Carl Edwards, Brian Vickers, Casey Mears, Denny Hamlin, Kasey Kahne; Modern Formula One Drivers Nick Heidfeld and Jenson Button; Modern Indy Car Drivers James Hinchcliffe, Josef Newgarden, Robert Wickens, And Conor Daly; Modern Drag Racers Matt Hagan and Bruno Massel (also a Television Personality), NFL Players Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski and each of this five siblings, brothers Bruce and Gino Gradkowski, and brothers Chris and Troy Maragos; NHL Players Derek Morris, Shane Doan, and Ryane Clowe; MLB Players Steve Pearce, Tyler Collins, Adam Wainwright, and Brett Gardner; NBA Player Scot Pollard, Modern Actors Daniel Henney, Joe Manganiello, and Brothers Chris And Scott Evans; Neo-Country Music Artist Walker Hayes, the Property Brothers On The Cable Channel HGTV, Contractor And Television Personality Mike Holmes’ Son Mike Holmes Jr., Siblings Jeremiah and Joshua Buoni On Some Dumb Reality Television Show About The Florida And Alabama Coasts, and Brothers And Athletes Tyler (Also a Model And An Actor) And Ryan Cameron would each patronize an Adult Entertainment Club or a Brothel, and women employed by this Adult Entertainment Club or Brothel would pound on these modern mens’ muscular arms, chest, and legs like sets of Bongo Drums along to the rhythm of the Theme Music composed by John Tesh for NBC Sports’ Telecasts of NBA events titled “Roundball Rock”.

We can all hope that each of these aforementioned modern, muscular men become fat, overweight, unathletic, unprogressive; and are no longer dynamic once the women employed by this Adult Entertainment Club or Brothel are done with them.