Like fellow competitive Swimmer Ryan Lochte, competitive swimmer Michael Phelps also needs to comprehend just how much more important Amateur/Ham Radio, Commercial Broadcast Radio And Television, Electric Fans, And Automobiles, Medium-Heavy Trucks, Buses, And Farm And Utility Tractors all are than competitive Swimming.
See these earlier posts regarding competitive Swimmer Ryan Lochte: More Regarding Professional Swimmer Ryan Lochte, and Swimmer Ryan Lochte Suspended For 14 Months : NPR
Likewise with modern Formula One Driver Nick Heidfeld, competitive Swimmer Michael Phelps should also be barred from having long hair; and wearing his hair into one of those so-called “Man Buns”.
Indeed, it is imperative that the entire global population does their part to eliminate modern males who possess long hair, particularly those who style it into Ponytails or what is commonly referred to as “Man Buns”.
Every modern male with long hair who wears their hair into Ponytails and these so-called “Man Buns” should be jokingly referred to as “Mr. Ponytail-Head” and “Mr. Man-Bun-O-Head”.
Matthew Parij 
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