I, personally; love having surgery, as being sedated by the Anesthetic puts me closer to God, and to other celestial beings.
Being under the Anesthetic, before I eventually pass away; and officially pass into Heaven, and into other realms; allows me beforehand to be with my paternal grandmother, Mimi, Stan, Mary Ann, Whit, each of their five children (Mary Agnes, Shannon, Alison, Sean, and Colin), Shannon’s husband Ray, Alison’s husband David, Joe, Martha, their daughter Margaret, and their son-in-law Ralph, Shari Lewis, her sister-in-law and well-regarded Novelist Judith Krantz, John Roeck, Jeannette Wesolowski, George Seguin, Sue Waters, Linda Culliton, Sherry Foster, Marianne O’Chalek, Allen Shaw, Ken Squier, Bob Vila, Marc Brown and his wife, George Storer and his son Peter Storer Sr., several employees of the Jefferson-Standard/Jefferson-Pilot Broadcasting Division, Dolly Parton and all of her siblings, Reba McEntire, Kenny Rogers, Diana “Naomi” and Christina “Wynonna” Judd, Barbara Mandrell, Tammy Wynette; and Dottie West and her daughter Shelly; and NASCAR Team Owners Bill and Mickey Stavola, Richard Childress, Bud Moore, brothers Glen and Leonard Wood, Jack Roush, Rick Hendrick, Tim Morgan, Larry McClure, Bob Rahilly, Butch Mock, Dick Bahre, Chuck Rider, Hoss Ellington, and Rod Osterlund, Crew Chiefs Ray Evernham, Andy Petree, Larry McReynolds, and Jake Elder, Richard Childress Racing Employee and Tireman Danny “Chocolate” Meyers, Drivers such as Richard and Kyle Petty, Dale Earnhardt Sr., Neil Bonnett, Cale Yarborough, David and Buddy Baker, Bobby and Davey Allison, Jeff and Ward Burton, Rusty Wallace, Bill Elliott, Sterling Marlin, Ricky Craven, Ned and Dale Jarrett, J.D McDuffie, Jimmy Means, Geoff and Brett Bodine, Ernie Irvan, Lake Speed, Rick Mast, Randy LaJoie, Billy Standridge, Rick Wilson, Billy Hagan, Harry Gant, Dave Marcis, Tommy Ellis, Tony Stewart, Charlie Glotzbach, Bobby Issac, and Ricky Rudd.
Matthew Parij 