Evil Comedian Russel Brand should not only be barred from having long hair, but Russell Brand also needs to have his tattoos removed.

Furthermore, Russell Brand should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and Russel Brand should become fogeyish, and old-fashioned.

God and Satan both might have plans for Russell Brand to eventually wind up in Hell, due to Russell Brand likely always devoting his life to his ego and his sexual desires; rather than possessing a moral compass.