Things that two or more of the relatives that I have never, ever meant; and never, ever want to have anything to do with, both of my mother’s eldest brother’s sons; have in common with Drag Racer and Television Personality Bruno Massel, and the Television Personalities on the Cable Channels HGTV and DIY/Magnolia Network Mike Holmes Jr. and Mark Bowe, are that they are all modernists, they are all sociable, they all like to party, they are all clubbable, they are all athletic, and they can each spend a while talking smack about Sports and Fitness.
In other posts, I’ve mentioned that another one of the relatives that I have never, ever meant; and never, ever want to have anything to do with, my mother’s youngest brother’s son; and Matt Kenseth’s son Ross are kindred spirits. Modern NASCAR Driver Regan Smith also has quite a bit in common with my mother’s youngest brother’s son.
All of this also includes the fact that In Other Universes, My Mother’s Eldest Brother’s Daughter Fornicates With Modern NASCAR Drivers Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, And Matt Kenseth; Modern Formula 1 Driver Jenson Button, And NHL Player Derek Morris.
It is such a disappointment that with the morally decent, shrewd, and astute people that Marc Brown and his wife Laurene “Laurie” are, that they would produce sons that are not unlike these relatives of mine that I never want to have anything to do with, all of the aforementioned modern NASCAR and Formula 1 Drivers in this post, the aforementioned Drag Racer in this post; and all of the aforementioned Television Personalities in this post. And, while each of Marc and Laurie’s children were attending the Boarding School in Maine that Marc and Laurie had sent them to, the Hyde School in the City of Bath, Maine (named after the municipality of Bath, Somerset, England, United Kingdom); that Marc and Laurie’s son Tolon would hang with fellow male students who are the same type of people as the children who make up the relatives of mine that I never want to have anything to do with, all of the aforementioned modern NASCAR and Formula 1 Drivers in this post, the aforementioned Drag Racer in this post; and all of the aforementioned Television Personalities in this post. Such as, for instance; the muscular, athletic; male students pictured in the Black & White and Color Photographs below:
All of this also includes the fact that In Other Universes, My Mother’s Eldest Brother’s Daughter Fornicates With Modern NASCAR Drivers Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, And Matt Kenseth; Modern Formula 1 Driver Jenson Button, And NHL Player Derek Morris.
It is such a disappointment that with the morally decent, shrewd, and astute people that Marc Brown and his wife Laurene “Laurie” are, that they would produce sons that are not unlike these relatives of mine that I never want to have anything to do with, all of the aforementioned modern NASCAR and Formula 1 Drivers, the aforementioned Drag Racer in this post; and all of the aforementioned Television Personalities in this and the following other posts: The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern Formula 1 Driver Nick Heidfeld, And Modern NASCAR Drivers Kevin Harvick And Matt Kenseth, The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern NASCAR Driver Elliott Sadler, The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern NASCAR Driver Kasey Kahne, And Modern Formula 1 Driver Jenson Button, The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern NASCAR Driver Denny Hamlin, The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With Have In Common With Modern NASCAR Driver Casey Mears, and The Things That Two Or More Of The Relatives That I Have Never, Ever Meant; And Never, Ever Want To Have Anything To Do With The Television Personalities On The Cable Channel HGTV Known As The “Property Brothers”.
Moreover, while each of Marc and Laurie’s children were attending the Boarding School in Maine that Marc and Laurie had sent them to, the Hyde School in the City of Bath, Maine (named after the municipality of Bath, Somerset, England, United Kingdom); that Marc and Laurie’s son Tolon would hang with fellow male students who are the same type of people as the children who make up the relatives of mine that I never want to have anything to do with, all of the aforementioned modern NASCAR and Formula 1 Drivers in this post, the aforementioned Drag Racer in this post; and all of the aforementioned Television Personalities in this post. Such as, for instance; the muscular, athletic; male students pictured in the Black & White and Color Photographs below:
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