Per this earlier post I Am Worried About My Parents Potentially Choosing To Stay Put In The House That We’ve Tried Many Times To Move Out Of For So Many Years Prior, That My Parents Could Rekindle Their Relationships With My Mother’s Family, That I Could Wind Up Living With My Sister And Her Husband, And That My Parents May Acquire Any More Minivans, I am worried about my parents possibly rekindling their relationships with my mother’s family, relatives of mine that I’ve never liked; relatives of mine that were never ever, ever, ever intended to be in my life; and relatives of mine that I never ever, ever, ever want to have in my life going forward.
In alternate universes, the daughter of my mother’s eldest sibling has sexual relations with modern NASCAR Drivers Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, and Matt Kenseth; modern Formula 1 Driver Jenson Button; and NHL player Derek Morris. Each of these relationships involves irresponsible sexual activity, the non-use of condoms, unintended pregnancies, and the unintended production of progeny.
Both of my mother’s eldest brother’s sons engage in lively discussions with modern NASCAR Drivers Elliott Sadler and Kevin Harvick, as well as modern Formula 1 Driver Jenson Button, regarding their shared interest in Sports and Fitness and their status as modernists. Both of my mother’s eldest brother’s sons, Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Matt Kenseth, and Jenson Button, frequent Bars and Pubs together, where they converse jokingly about Sports and Fitness.
The accidental pregnancy of my mother’s oldest brother’s daughter that was caused by modern NASCAR Driver Matt Kenseth is comparable to the accidental pregnancy that Matt Kenseth had with his ex-girlfriend Lisa Winius, which resulted in the birth of Matt Kenseth’s son Ross; neither Matt Kenseth nor Lisa Winius ever surrendered Ross to the Foster System, and Lisa ended up raising Ross.
My mother’s youngest brother Garrett and his wife Wendy both find themselves having spirited conversations with Matt Kenseth about their shared interest in Sports, both of their eldest sons Andrew “Andy” and Ross being the result of accidental pregnancies, both of their eldest sons being athletic and having sporting personalities, both of their eldest sons being modernists, and both of their eldest sons suffering from androgenic alopecia. At some point in time, My mother’s youngest brother Garrett and his wife Wendy both tell Matt Kenseth that the birth of their youngest son Matthew (who, in the Universe that we actually live in; is my sister’s husband) was planned and intentional.
Beginning in the late 2000’s, and for the entirety of the 2010’s, there was a Thread on a Forum on the Internet with dialogue between some of the many mistresses that NHL Player Derek Morris has had while on the road as a Professional Hockey Player in the NHL, usually describing the sexual experiences they’ve had with Derek Morris in the privacy of his assigned Hotel Rooms. One of them had even described Derek Morris’s father being ill at the time she had an affair with him, and another one of them had described a “goody” bag filled with merchandise of the Phoenix, Arizona-based NHL Team that Derek Morris had given her, during her affair with him. That Forum, and that Thread have since seemed to disappear from the Internet as of the time of writing this post.
At the least, the affair that NHL Player Derek Morris has with my mother’s eldest brother’s daughter is not unlike the affairs with him that the many mistresses he’s acquainted with throughout his NHL Career, including those that have described their sexual experiences with Derek Morris on the Thread on that Forum that has since disappeared. At the most, NHL Player Derek Morris impregnators my mother’s eldest brother’s daughter while having an affair with her, as a result of them two having irresponsible sex, them two, again, never using any condoms; them two, nor her parents caring about this accidental conception, and like the other babies my mother’s eldest brother’s daughter gave birth to by accident; they surrender the Baby to the Foster Care system upon delivery of the Baby.
Modern NASCAR Drivers Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, and Matt Kenseth; modern Formula 1 Driver Jenson Button, and NHL Player Derek Morris never serve as the Baby Daddies (a term that was first transcribed in Dictionaries in 1993) to the children they have accidentally fathered with my mother’s eldest brother’s daughter, because the Babies are always given up for adoption.
Obviously, all of this occurs, as we have no contact with my mother’s family, a great deal of contact with my father’s family, and live with my paternal grandmother in a large home on acres of land. I converse with my paternal grandmother about the history of my father’s family, intellectual and philosophical topics, my grandmother’s current Art and Pottery projects, and, if my paternal grandmother is willing to discuss it, the vehicles she and my paternal grandfather owned prior to his passing in 1972.
My paternal grandfather is, of course, still alive in Heaven and some other Realities.
All of this also occurs while in other Universes, NASCAR forevermore remains the same as it did during the 1970’s, 1980’s, and 1990’s; NASCAR never tries to be as appealing to the average person as Basketball, American Football, Association Football/Soccer, Baseball, and Hockey; Sports and Fitness never mix into NASCAR, foreign automakers such as Toyota never have a presence in NASCAR, there is never a possibility of any other Japanese automakers, or any Korean and Chinese automakers ever having a presence in NASCAR; Drivers such as Kevin Harvick, Elliott Sadler, Matt Kenseth, and Parker Kligerman (to name a few) never have any presence in NASCAR; each of General Motors’ Divisions with the exception of Cadillac (Chevrolet, Pontiac, Oldsmobile, and Buick), and the Mercury Division of the Ford Motor Company still have a presence in NASCAR, Drivers such as Dale Earnhardt Sr., Richard and Kyle Petty, Bobby Allison and his son Davey, Rusty Wallace, Bill Elliott, Sterling Marlin, Lake Speed, J.D McDuffie, Rick Mast, Lennie Pond, the Waltrip broithers, and Rick Wilson still have a presence in NASCAR; and NASCAR remains an outlet by Car people for Car people.
CBS Sports also continues to hold the Television Rights to NASCAR, and Ken Squier continues to call the NASCAR Races that CBS televises; just like with the 1984 Daytona 500 in the Reality and the Universe that we actually live in:
My parents and I visit with Ken Squier, I talk with him about our shared interest in Broadcasting, and my parents and I talk with Ken Squier about happenings in both Central and Southern Vermont between Ken and his family, Marie “Mimi”, Mary Ann, and each of Mary Ann’s five children.
I talk with CBS Sports President Neal Pilson about our shared interest in Broadcasting, and retaining and acquiring Sports Television rights for the literally wonderful CBS Television Network.
My parents and I talk with NASCAR Team Owners Richard Childress, Rick Hendrick, Jack Roush, Bud Moore, brothers Glen and Leonard Wood, brothers Bill and Mickey Stavola, Bob Rahilly, and Butch Mock about Automobiles in general, Trucks, Buses, and other machinery such as Tractors.
As much as I dislike sexuality, and as much as I dislike irresponsible and immature sexuality, as a spiritualist and a Kardecist, I cannot deny the natural law of God and other higher powers for a male and a female living organism ((including Human Beings (Homosapiens)) to produce offspring, whether intentionally or unintentionally, and regardless of whether the organism is oviparous or viviparous. Or, in another sense, reproduction, whether intentional or not.
Matthew Parij 
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