NHL player Derek Forbort should not only be barred from having an Undercut haircut, but Derek Forbort also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Derek Forbort also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Derek Forbort should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Derek Forbort should also be barred from dressing to the nines.