Not only does actor David James Elliott (known by many for playing the lead character the JAG Television Program created by Donald P. Bellasario, of which the original NCIS Television Program is a spinoff of; and the NCIS spinoffs that take place in a particular location are further descendants of JAG) need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but David James Elliott should also be barred from having long hair; and any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair.

Furthermore, David James Elliott should be barred from dressing to the nines.