Not only should Television Personality and Animal Activist Dave Salmoni be barred from having long hair, a Buzzcut haircut, an Undercut haircut, a Fauxhawk haircut, and any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair, but Dave Salmoni also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Dave Salmoni needs to comprehend that the world of Amateur/Ham Radio and the engineering side of commercial Radio and Television are more important than the world of sports and fitness-including the icky, yucky sports of Ice Hockey, Basketball; and Baseball.

Last, Dave Salmoni should be barred from dressing to the nines; and Dave Salmoni should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music.

Last, Dave Salmoni needs to comprehend just how much more important School Buses are than Motorcycles.