Not only should NFL player Chad Greenway be barred from having an Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves product in his hair; but Chad Greenway also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; and Chad Greenwood also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of Amateur/Ham Radio, and the engineering side of Commercial Radio and Television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness (including the icky, yucky sports of American Football, and Basketball).

Furthermore, Chad Greenway should also be barred from dressing to the nines; and Chad Greenway should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music.